Size Queen Phone Sex with Andrea

Take a look at me nude, comfortable, and cozy in bed. Don’t you wish you could just slip under the sheets with me? That’s really a sweet thought and I hate to burst your bubble but only sleep with men with big dicks. I’m sorry but I’m not sorry. I’m completely disinterested in small penises unless I’m laughing at them. It can seem harsh but I know what I want and I know what I deserve. And a girl like me deserves really BIG DICKS! I understand this might be stressful for you but the best part of size queen phone sex is I get to have fun either way. Either I’m getting pounded by a monster cock OR I’m laughing uncontrollably at a baby dick. So why don’t we check what’s hanging down in between your legs? You have to be at least eight inches long to get on the Andrea ride. Before you slip into bed with me, I need to decide if you are up to snuff! So go on, pull it out so I can inspect your length and girth, and then deliver my verdict.

Size Queen Phone SexOh, you aren’t too afraid of size queen phone sex, are you? Too bad! It’s time I tugged off your pants and had a real close look at your penis myself. Oh, wow…. you really are at shrimper status. It’s not even a jumbo shrimp. Well, I had a feeling anyway. How pathetic! I’m sorry but a small penis is just not going to work for me. If you try to argue that you believe that little thing is somehow average, I will text pictures of it to my girlfriends and we’ll find out what they think of your minute member. I am more than happy to FaceTime them so you can see and hear their real-time reactions. Public SPH humiliation is so much more fun!

Hearing all my girlfriends’ infectious laughter over your pathetic excuse for manhood is better than a comedy special! Maybe I should be thanking you for the laughs but it’s not anything you did. It really is more about what you can’t do that’s hilarious. You’re just an amusing little beta to be humiliated during size queen phone sex. I can’t believe you even tried to hoodwink me into believing you were a real man!

Small Penis Humiliation with Georgie

Some guys are simply sad. Wimpy, worthless whisps of a guy. I’m hesitant to even consider them men. You know exactly who I’m talking about, don’t you? That’s right, I’m talking about guys who were super unlucky in the size department. And unfortunately for you, you’re one of them! Now, I need a good laugh, so who’s volunteering for small penis humiliation?

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I don’t really need to tell you how pathetic you are. I know you know, but where’s the fun in that? Give me all the little details and entertain me with how very tiny your dick is. The more you tell me, the less I’ll be able to stop myself from giggling at how very sad you are. I’m talking the number of inches and be specific! Tell me exactly, down to the quarter inch for you microdicks.

I’m sure that the first time a girl laughed at your pathetic penis is seared into your memory. Did it catch you by surprise? Or maybe you were surprised it hadn’t happened sooner? Either way, it opened up the floodgates and lit your desire for small penis humiliation. Do you even resist the craving for it anymore? I know I don’t resist the laughter that bubbles up when I’m thinking up names to describe your very little friend.

Do your cheeks still burn when you get that first unrestrained laugh or does the flush of embarrassment run straight to your poor penis? I’m so ready to laugh at your mini erection desperately trying to swell up enough to be seen. No wonder it doesn’t take long for you to find yourself begging to be allowed to cum…there’s not enough space to build pressure in those itty bitty balls! Besides, you’ve truly developed a taste for small penis humiliation, so there’s no need to resist anymore. All that’s left to do is call 1-888-662-6482 and ask for Georgie!

SPH Phone Sex with Quinn

WOW! With a bod like yours, I did not expect this to turn out to be an SPH phone sex nightmare! How does a guy that looks like you, have such a sad tiny penis? That is the smallest dick I’ve ever seen! I’ve seen bigger dicks on a toy poodle. I can’t stop staring at it even though I’m completely grossed out by it. Kind of like a car crash…you’re afraid to look but you can’t help yourself, then you wish you hadn’t. That’s exactly how I feel when I look at that pathetic wimpy limp noodle. You know honestly, I have to say I’m surprised you even had the nerve to come up and talk to me knowing that you are a small penis humiliation phone sex loser. I mean it’s not like you don’t know that you have this pinky-sized wee dick and that there is no way a girl would ever fuck you.

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So, what? You thought there was something about me that said I’d feel sorry for you and let you have some of my sweet pussy? Dude! What are you on? Look at that disgusting waste of flesh! It was sad when you actually had a minuscule boner going, but now that it’s all shriveled up and hiding back under its mushroom cap, it’s really nauseating. You might get some sweet virginal girl to touch it, but not this chick, no fucking chance! It really is a shame cuz you are smokin’ hot. But any time you take that sickly worm out, any chance of you getting laid goes right out the door. My suggestion? Accept your fate as an SPH phone sex freak and act accordingly. Or make some serious money and be someone’s sugar daddy as long as they get to fuck whoever they want. Other than that the only time you’re ever going to get much attention from hot chicks like me, is with SPH phone sex fucker! So get out your card and let the degrading begin. Time to face the truth.

Call me at 1 888 662 6482 and ask for Quinn

Humiliation Phone Sex with Eliza

Do you know what you’re problem is? You think you’re a 10 when you’re a 0! Your car is beat, your clothes are wicked lame and you have absolutely NO sex appeal at all! Guys like you are good for one thing…humiliation phone sex. You’re good for giving me a reason to laugh and something to vent my frustrations on. Don’t think I can’t hear you jerking your sad prick the more I degrade you on humiliation phone sex. You really are pathetic you know that? I sit here telling you what a waste of space you are and you jerk that dick like I’m telling you how much I want to fuck you. That would never happen. I wouldn’t let you stick your cock in me if you were the last man on earth. Even if I put a pillow over your ugly mug. And what’s with the hairy dick and balls? Don’t you know anything about manscaping? Not that I’d put that nasty dick in my mouth anyway, but who the fuck wants to dig through that bush to even find your cock? You have no class, no money, a shit car, a crappy job, and still, live at home with your mama too I bet. Like I said…a waste of space. You’re not worth me spitting on you, but you would probably like that, wouldn’t you? I wouldn’t even give you the satisfaction of looking at my pussy let alone touch it, taste it or fuck it. But fuck yeah, I’ll take your money. That I’d happily do.

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Call me every day at 1 888 662 6482 for humiliation phone sex and give me a nice fat tip too for taking time out of my day to talk to you. I’ll make you cry and spurt at the same time. Let’s be real, that’s the closest thing you’ll ever get to a ‘relationship’ with a woman.

 

Sissy phone sex with Simone

Let’s talk about sissy phone sex. Are you a horny sissy boy reading this while wearing panties? If you’re not in panties, I bet you’re wishing you were. Not just any panties either, pink and ruffly, lacey panties that will show off your true sissy boy nature.

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Sissy boys need extra special attention. Why? So many sissies have to keep their sissy pursuits secret from everyone else. Sissy Phone Sex with me is the perfect outlet for you sissies and sissy panty boys to explore sensual playtime and to become more of a sissy girlie. Some sissies only like to wear panties and play, but other sissies dress from head to toe as a girl for me. Either way I am going to push your limits and make you live out your fantasies of being my special sissy slut.

I sometimes like to give assignments to sissies; public outings such as shopping for sexy clothes, heels, panties, makeup, perfume, etc. And other assignments might involve perfecting makeup and femininity and making you go out and get a makeover. I do expect my sissies to take some risks, because risks are exciting and get the adrenaline flowing. You know I am going to do more than encourage you to go out dressed up or require you to go to work in panties.

It seems that most sissies also have little teeny penises. The truth is I don’t even like to call them penises, I prefer to call them clits. SPH phone sex is something most sissy sluts need. Think of the humiliation as an attitude adjustment. You little sissies might have to project that you’re a real man at work in your business suit or uniform. And you especially might have to project that you’re a real man in front of your wife or girlfriend. However, I know you’re not a real man! Therefore, your little clittie should be laughed at and you should be humiliated.

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Small Penis Humiliation Phone Sex with Bree

Lets face it you and I both know your in need of a little fucking reminder of how useless you are right now. A reminder that what is between your legs will so not be getting between my legs. Hell that small limp fucking dick wont even be getting near my lips.

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Like YUCK!

Oh ya this bratty princess is straight up talking about dishing out some small penis humiliation phone sex. Well not like you losers hadnt figured that out already but I know some of you need it have it spell out in big ass letters so SPH is what I am talking about

Me in all my grand glorious amazing ness reminding you what a lump of uselessness you are and how you dont deserve to fuck anything. Well nah there are a few things your tic tac cock can fuck but like I am not gonna spell that out here cause I would hate to chip my manicure on the keyboard.

So if you wanna know what all I have planned for you then give me a call that way you can hear my wonderful giggly bratty voice telling you not only what I think of you but what I will let you do in my presence to entertain me.

Anyways the number to reach me at is 1-888-662-6482 tell the dispatcher you want a small penis humiliation phone sex call with me ~ Bree.

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Hey ya its your favorite bratty phone sex princess back to tease you with some naughty tales. Well this would be for those that love to stare at sexy bratty princess’ ass while we are out and about doing our thing. Shopping and well shopping. Cause I know when I am off wandering around the mall in my yoga pants I make sure you can see those panty lines of mine.

Hell I know you fuckers are stuck at home with nothing hot to look at so really why wouldnt I offer up a sneak peak of what rubs up against my bald pussy. Haha.

Well we all know it aint your cock!

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One would think I would go commando but I know some of you wankers have this fondness for panties and not just any panties but the panties a sexy bratty phone sex princess would wear. You love hearing all about the amazing things we do in those panties from working out to well getting down n dirty. Ha!

Sick fucks you are.

What ever gets your dick hard makes not difference to me I am just more than happy to tease your pecker with my hot wet and dirty panties. Tell you what I would love to do with those panties and tease your cock. Like TEASE the fuck out of it.

So if you like sexy bratty princess in hot panties then give me a call cause I am ready to make you beg for my panty covered pussy. Just ask for Bree when you call 1-888-662-6482

Phone Sex Brat Skye

Hi losers! I’m Skye and I’m pretty much the perfect phone sex brat. I like to fuck, but there is no way I would ever fuck the likes of you. Why? Oh, I don’t know… maybe it’s because you’re a fat and ugly loser who still plays video games in his underwear while you eat entire bags of chips in one sitting. Gross. I don’t someone like that. Or maybe it’s because you have a tiny dick that looks more like a clit. Haha! There is no way that you could satisfy me with something that small.
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But don’t you worry, loser! There is still a possibility that you can prove yourself useful to this phone sex brat. I mean, you could always call me and listen to me be mean to you about your tiny little cock. I love small penis humiliation so much! And don’t act like I am the first girl to ever laugh at your teeny dick. I know you didn’t go through your whole pathetic life without being laughed at when you have a dick that’s that small. Well, unless no woman has ever seen you naked, which is a possibility since you’re such a huge loser.
Or maybe you’ll call me and tell me that you want to spoil me rotten. It happens all the time, so don’t think that you’ll be the only loser spoiling me. Guys just love giving me stuff. I guess it’s because I’m so cute and I’m so much better than them. They know the only way they are getting even one second of my attention is to buy it.
I bet you’re dying to talk to this phone sex brat now, aren’t you? Well, then all you have to do is call me and pay to talk to me, loser! Dial 1 888 662 6482 and ask to talk to Skye!

Small Penis Humiliation Phone Sex with Delilah

What the fuck was that pathetic little weak excuse for a limp dick? Some loser thought he was going to get into MY pants with some inadequate mini tool, and all I could do was laugh at him until he ran away in shame, stumbling with his pants still down around his ankles. I feel bad for the neighbors – they had to witness that pin dick loser’s little digit as he stumbled out to his car. I’m sure they noticed it, even though it was so small, because the damned thing was still hard when he ran out. I don’t think his shame was in the size of his dick as much as it was in the fact that he was clearly turned on by the way I laughed at it. Sounds to me like that dude would be perfect for some small penis humiliation phone sex, don’t you think? I mean, you would know, right? You are the one reading this, so that probably means your dick is, shall we say, barely mentionable, but you probably also get turned on by having it mentioned anyway. Over and over and over again.
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Your cheeks are flushed, your face is burning, and there’s a tiny but hard lump in your pants. I’ve read you front to back, and you know it. You want small penis humiliation phone sex because you want to hear how pathetic your little dickie is. You want to be reminded about how you did not win on the wheel of cock, how you got the smallest prize on the wheel and now you have no choice but to improvise. Do you try and compensate by being better with your mouth? Do you think that will be enough? Or do you sit back and watch while your woman gets satisfied by real cock? Everyone has their place in life, but yours was not meant to be a hardcore fucking machine, so get over it, tootsie roll, and call for the small penis humiliation phone sex shaming you deserve.
After all, something has to get that little breakfast sausage all stiff and ready to squirt! Dial 1 888 662 6482 and Dirty Delilah can help you with a little light lifting 😉

Humiliation Phone Sex with Irelynn

I love to laugh at pathetic losers when they call me for humiliation phone sex whether it’s because they have a minuscule penis or they’re just a sissy. You will love being laughed at by a bitchy BBC loving Princess like me.
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And for the pathetic cock strokers, you know you’d never be able to get even a tiny bit of attention from a beautiful bitchy Princess like me unless you pay for a humiliation phone sex call with me. It’s pretty funny when I tell you all about the BBC I get! While you sit there wishing you could fuck me. You can keep on dreaming you were giving it to me! But, you never will because  you’re a pathetic loser. Your micro penis is too small to even fuck my pussy. All I can do is laugh and giggle at your small nub you call a penis! I’m such a Princess and I can do whatever I want with you! You will only thank me for giving you the time of day!
I make my submissive slaves call my humiliation phone sex line all the time and say stupid things like telling me how pathetic their micro penis is or telling me about the cute little panties they’re wearing while they’re talking to me. But, I especially love telling the losers how a real BBC cock feels inside of me. Something they’ll never know unless they’re bent over and taking in a BBC.
Stop being a coward and call me now and let me make fun of your micro penis in your cute little pink thong. You know you want me to humiliate you! Trust me, you will feel so much better after a good humiliation phone sex call with me. I can’t laugh enough about micro penises! I’d never let one of those useless nubs next to my pussy. Call me now, loser!
1-888-662-6482 ask for Irelynn
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Humiliation Phone Sex with Quinn

I can’t tell you how much fun I have on humiliation phone sex.  I can tell by just taking a quick look at you that there is so much that I can berate you about.  But where do I start? 
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Well, obviously starting with that small cock that you are so rightly ashamed of.  And you should be!  Hell, it is a stretch to even call it a penis to begin with.  How could you ever get a woman to touch you? I sure hope that you have money, so at least some woman will pretend to be your girlfriend so you can save face.  Get used to humping that pillow because you’ll never be blessed enough to fuck a pretty pink cunt like mine!  See…isn’t this fun?  Already I’m giggling over our humiliation phone sex session.  Let’s do more!!  Oh, I know!  How about I degrade you for being such a sissy?  Oh yeah, I know all about you dressing up like a girl. Does anyone really  know what a little femme fag you are?  I want you to put a dress on for me and walk around like a pretty bitch.  Put on some bright pink lipstick and put some sexy heels on as well.  Now lets get you dressed up in her pretty yellow floral dress.  Don’t forget the stockings oh and perfume too!  Now stand still so I can take your pic. I’m going to love posting this on my twitter!
I can’t wait for you to call me for humiliation phone sex.  I’m really getting excited about all the things I can cut you down for.  Better grab your tissues because once I get started berating you on humiliation phone sex, it’s hard for me to stop!  Don’t deny me a good time…call me now!

Size Queen Phone Sex with Bailey

Some men get all of the luck, am I right? You are such a nice, generous and successful man but you don’t seem to have the IT that other men have in great abundance. I’ll bet as soon as you connected the dots you started calling women for size queen phone sex, didn’t you? It’s not enough to have the affection and attention of a meek girl who will love you for everything that you are. She can never make you feel the way it feels to have a real woman be blunt and direct about what she deserves between her trembling thighs. You can make love your wife or girlfriend and fall asleep just as dissatisfied as she is once the afterglow fades. I have a better idea. You could call and talk to me about the finer things about substantial men. As much as it pains you your dick swells when you think about women limping and stretched from a fucking that you could never be capable of giving.

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I’m going to toot my own horn and tell you that I am the Princess of size queen phone sex. Do you want to hear about how I get dick drunk on huge cocks? Do you want to be my shameless size prince? Don’t even worry about the fact that you’re likely older than the ones that we will call king. I’ll tell you anything and everything about being a self confessed size queen. Do you have some big thick dick stories or fantasies that you want to moan into a listening ear? Tell me all your dirty little secrets about lusting after size queens. You don’t want me to control myself, do you? You want me as open and excited as you are. It’s all about that big dick energy and you know it.

Call me at 1 888 662 6482 and ask for Bailey

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