Take a look at me nude, comfortable, and cozy in bed. Don’t you wish you could just slip under the sheets with me? That’s really a sweet thought and I hate to burst your bubble but only sleep with men with big dicks. I’m sorry but I’m not sorry. I’m completely disinterested in small penises unless I’m laughing at them. It can seem harsh but I know what I want and I know what I deserve. And a girl like me deserves really BIG DICKS! I understand this might be stressful for you but the best part of size queen phone sex is I get to have fun either way. Either I’m getting pounded by a monster cock OR I’m laughing uncontrollably at a baby dick. So why don’t we check what’s hanging down in between your legs? You have to be at least eight inches long to get on the Andrea ride. Before you slip into bed with me, I need to decide if you are up to snuff! So go on, pull it out so I can inspect your length and girth, and then deliver my verdict.
Oh, you aren’t too afraid of size queen phone sex, are you? Too bad! It’s time I tugged off your pants and had a real close look at your penis myself. Oh, wow…. you really are at shrimper status. It’s not even a jumbo shrimp. Well, I had a feeling anyway. How pathetic! I’m sorry but a small penis is just not going to work for me. If you try to argue that you believe that little thing is somehow average, I will text pictures of it to my girlfriends and we’ll find out what they think of your minute member. I am more than happy to FaceTime them so you can see and hear their real-time reactions. Public SPH humiliation is so much more fun!
Hearing all my girlfriends’ infectious laughter over your pathetic excuse for manhood is better than a comedy special! Maybe I should be thanking you for the laughs but it’s not anything you did. It really is more about what you can’t do that’s hilarious. You’re just an amusing little beta to be humiliated during size queen phone sex. I can’t believe you even tried to hoodwink me into believing you were a real man!