Some guys are simply sad. Wimpy, worthless whisps of a guy. I’m hesitant to even consider them men. You know exactly who I’m talking about, don’t you? That’s right, I’m talking about guys who were super unlucky in the size department. And unfortunately for you, you’re one of them! Now, I need a good laugh, so who’s volunteering for small penis humiliation?
I don’t really need to tell you how pathetic you are. I know you know, but where’s the fun in that? Give me all the little details and entertain me with how very tiny your dick is. The more you tell me, the less I’ll be able to stop myself from giggling at how very sad you are. I’m talking the number of inches and be specific! Tell me exactly, down to the quarter inch for you microdicks.
I’m sure that the first time a girl laughed at your pathetic penis is seared into your memory. Did it catch you by surprise? Or maybe you were surprised it hadn’t happened sooner? Either way, it opened up the floodgates and lit your desire for small penis humiliation. Do you even resist the craving for it anymore? I know I don’t resist the laughter that bubbles up when I’m thinking up names to describe your very little friend.
Do your cheeks still burn when you get that first unrestrained laugh or does the flush of embarrassment run straight to your poor penis? I’m so ready to laugh at your mini erection desperately trying to swell up enough to be seen. No wonder it doesn’t take long for you to find yourself begging to be allowed to cum…there’s not enough space to build pressure in those itty bitty balls! Besides, you’ve truly developed a taste for small penis humiliation, so there’s no need to resist anymore. All that’s left to do is call 1-888-662-6482 and ask for Georgie!