Strap On Phone Sex

I have to tell you all a story that’s sure to make you laugh! Or at least giggle a little. Whatever.

You know, I was hanging out with some friends this weekend, some of my sorority sisters and some frat guys. Somehow or other, after a few drinks, strap-on sex came up in the conversation.

All the guys, who’ve known me for awhile, told me that they didn’t think I was the kinda girl who’d use a strap on on a guy. Isn’t that crazy? Shows how much those fuckers know! *Giggles*

I love fucking a guy with my strap-on! Which is something all my strap on phone sex callers know, right? *Winks*

It’s totally not just a thing that only a gay guy or a subbie dude likes, either. Tons of guys who are straight or basically vanilla love being fucked in the ass by a girl with a strap on!

That’s hot.

If you’re ready for me to get out my own personal big black dildo to put in my strap on harness and then in your ass, then call Princess Parker now at 1-888-662-6482 for some fantastic cheap phone sex!

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Cuckold Phone Sex

I have burnt out yet another phone from all of these cheap phone sex calls!  It’s like these things melt in my hands.  I guess you guys are just that HOT!  Oh, what am I talking about; I’m the hot one, that’s why you call me, right?  That and the fact that it’s completely safe!

That’s right, I’m your cum guzzler, I’m your girl next door, I’m your creampie lover!  You can cum inside me baby, it’s ok.  The only thing pregnant will be my phone bill!  LOL

Of course the safest sex of all is the kind where you don’t get any at all.  That’s when I’m in charge and you’re the cuckold.  And that’s most of the time.  I mean, it’s my specialty!  Making sure that you know that the good stuff I’ve got will never, ever be on your cock just drives you cuckold fetishist crazy, and it must be working because you keep calling me back again and again and again.

And melting my fucking phone!  LOL  I need some more blackmail fetishists to keep me in electronics.  Hey, I’ll make you a deal.  I’ll threaten to tell everyone about your teeny peen, or the fact that you like forced feminization, or wearing my panties and in return you give me whatever the fuck I want.  I’ll even make a wishlist if that’ll make it easy for your sorry ass. 

So yeah, I’m flexible.  And if you want to know exactly how flexible I am, just give me a shout! 

Call 1-888-662-6482 and tell the sweetie that answers that you want to talk to Quinn!

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Forced Cocksucking Phone Sex

Yeah, ok, whatever, dude. Just go on and admit it. You’ve wanted to try being a cocksucker for, like, a really long time now. You’re just too chickenshit to say it out loud or whatever.

For some reason, you think forced cocksucking is gonna somehow make it better for you. I guess so you can say, “Oh, if a hot girl told me to do it, then that doesn’t make me gay.”

Whatever your lame reasons are, you’ve come to me ’cause you’re wanting some forced bi phone sex. Or, should we say, “forced?” *Giggle*

I’m totally gonna train you and turn you into, like, the best dick sucker ever. If there’s one thing this schoolgirl princess knows, it’s cock. I know exactly how to please one, and I’m gonna take my knowledge and use it to teach you.

I’ll show you where to lick and how to suck. I’ll teach you to deep throat that big fucker. I’ll even train you to love the taste of precum. *Giggle*

But all that’s gonna be a distant memory when it comes time for the moment of truth. You know what I’m talking about: when it’s time for him to cum.

So what’s it gonna be? Are you gonna swallow all his cum for this 19 teen phone sex girl, or are you gonna be a pussy and have him shoot it on your face?

Also, you should know, if you pick the last one, it totally opens you up for punishment. Really bad punishment.

Pick up your phone and call me, Kylie, at 1*888*662*6482 for that forced cocksucking phone sex experience you’re still afraid to admit that you want….

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Smoking Fetish Phone Sex

Yeah I’m the bitchy little blonde you could never get back in the day. I was always standing around looking hot as hell with all my gf’s  firing up a  ciggy and judging your ass thru the smoky haze. You were never good enough for a girl like me then and you sure the fuck aren’t now. However , you are left jerking off to visions of me blowing smoke in your face as you passed by. Smoking fetish phone sex is the only way you can have me. You will become my human ashtray, and some of you will be my personal ashtray stand as I bend you over and fuck your faggot ass with a strap on.Strap on phone sex from a smoking fetish phone sex goddess , stop  pulling your tiny dick and get on the phone with me. You know you crave cheap phone sex with me. Get on it..1-888-662-6482 ..do something right for once in your life!

MILF Phone Sex

What is the point of softcore porn?  Can someone explain this to me?  I would love to be the student for just this once so I can learn the purpose of this product and who it’s for.  Speaking as a frequently laid MILF, I simply do not understand. 

You can’t even fucking see anything.  How does this get anyone actually hot?  Tits and man-ass are fine, but if that’s the only thing on the visual menu, well… I’ve seen it.  You can change the angle all you want, it’s still tits and man-ass (preferably on two different people).

Now when I see recognizable porn performers doing softcore, I know that they actual shot the harder stuff at the same time and needed something to sell to pay-per-view, but even so, do you guys actually jack it to this stuff?  With the guy’s knee in the way of the hoohoo, and the moaning and the tits and the man-ass?  And don’t even get me started on the Japanese stuff.  Why are you digitizing the cock?  I know it’s cock!  Who are you helping??  LOL

Fuck the story; give this goth phone sex mommy the gonzo hardstuff!   I need to see penis and vaginas doing what they’re supposed to do.  That’s what gets my juices flowing, and then I like to take it out on the person watching with me.

Would you like that to be you?  We could see if we have the same clips or movies and then do a mutual masturbation call and talk about what we were watching.  That would be hot. 

But if you ever thought you wanted a girl that enjoyed porn I may just be too much for you.  Because this mature phone sex, phone sex mistress also watches it alone.  That’s right poppets, we have the vote, we have equal pay, and we watch porn. 

I am woman.  Call me and hear me ROAR!  LOL

Call 1-888-662-6482 and tell them you want to try to satisfy Bianca

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Shoe Fetish Phone Sex

Are you the type of shoe fetish phone sex lover that become totally infatuated with a pair of sexy high heels? Do you study the high curved arch of the instep , the length of the heel. Maybe its the look of the softest shiny leathers that make you want to kneel down and feverishly lick and kiss them. Perhaps with your hands tied behind your back as you worship my boots as you kneel before me as you totally give in. Maybe there is a twist to your fetish . Ever had your dick sucked as you fuck a shoe? Yes I do enjoy a bit of kinky phone sex! Some shoe fetish phone sex lovers like me to help them with a bit of feminization phone sex and we explore from there!  Come share your fetish phone sex fantasy ,ask for Carmen just dial 1-888-662-6482

18Teen Phone Sex

You guys may not realize this, but I keep it on the down low that I do barely legal phone sex.  YES I CAN KEEP A SECRET.  You have to be able to keep a secret when you’re a hot sexy young voice teen like me and into older dudes.  You can’t go shouting out OLDER COCK IS BETTER, even if you want to, because older dude have responsibilities and shit.

But occasionally, I’ll tell someone.  Like a teacher.  See, I can get away with that because if the teacher ever tells anybody what I did, I’ll just shout sexual harassment and shit, and then he’ll be in serious trouble.

But the average teacher, when told that one of their students does no limits phone sex, starts figuring out how to get away with having some.  Srsly!  You can see it in their eyes.  And if a bratty tease like me will talk openly (HAH) about bratty tease phone sex, then maybe they’ll get the real thing!

And you know what?  Sometimes they do!  I have fucked a teacher or two in my time, and I don’t just mean anything goes phone sex.  I’m talking the real naked deal!  I’m talking about bumping uglies.  Knocking boots.  Slapping bodies.  Fucking, Dude!!!  LOLOLOL

You wanna be my teacher?  We can go over some coed phone sex biology!  How does that sound?

Whoa!  Is that chalk in your pocket or are you happy to see me?  LOLOLOL

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CUTE 18TEEN PHONE SEX GIRL

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Mature Phone Sex

Spit or Swallow?  The debate rages on.  Your Auntie Bianca, as you know from her intense mature phone sex calls is indeed a swallower.  It’s a matter of taste, really.  And I’ve had some truly awful ejaculate in my mouth over the years.  But I think it’s a woman’s duty to swallow, provided the man hasn’t just indulged in an asparagus binge.

Let’s think about it.  Do you have any idea the effort a man goes through during sex?  The hips thrusting nonstop, the mental anguish of performance (not just doing a good job as a lover but holding off as long as he can), the needy clinginess of his partner once he’s fucked her like she’s never been fucked before?  Truly, men have it more difficult sexually than women.

A woman just has to lie there.  Not that I recommend it.  A woman who’s a good lay doesn’t just lie there.  Most women have no idea of the physical effort until they wear their first strap on (calm down bisexual fetish boys, I don’t mean you).  I sure didn’t.  After I got done wearing my first strap on, my hips hurt and I was exhausted.  I determined then and there to reevaluate my opinion on men and the work they do in bed.  As a result, I swallow almost every time.  They simply deserve it.

Coming inside warm wet flesh is what every cock wants.  It’s what it’s built for, and if it can’t be your cunt, for whatever reason, then you need to wrap your lips around that thing and suck, girl (calm down forced feminization fetish boys, I don’t mean you).  If taste is an issue, then cut out the red meat, add more fruit and for the love of god NO ASPARAGUS.  It’s like battery acid.  Ugh.

But barring that?  Your phone sex Mommy wants every last drop of what you’ve got, lover…

Call 1-888-662-6482 and tell them you want to try to satisfy Bianca

ALTERNATIVE FETISH PHONE SEX MILF/MOMMY

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Cuckold Phone Sex

Margaritas, happy hour and hot company equals a very good time for this big dick lover.  And amazingly, the big dicks weren’t involved at all!  The four of us were at the local Mexican place for drinks and appetizers.  I’m not into Hispanic men really, but my favorite big black dick likes looking at Latina ass, so that’s cool.

Anyway, it’s me, my BFF BBC, my best female friend Lindsey, and her current cock of the month.  He’s a white guy, and while I haven’t’ seen his dick, I’ve heard stories.  Lindsey’s a bit of a size queen like me.  Birds of a feather flock together, I guess!

Well, I wasn’t driving, but I sure wasn’t slamming them back like Lindsey was.  As always happens, the conversation turned to sex.  The guys are going on and on about seeing two strippers fake-play with each other on stage a few nights back.  Apparently, the argument was that my guy would rather watch slightly uglier girls do nastier things, and Lindsey’s guy would rather see hotter chicks doing less.

Darlin’, I don’t have a dog in this hunt, but Lindsey started getting into it.  She used to dance before having her baby, and she always made bank on her nights at the club.  She’s telling them that they need to find nasty AND hot chicks, like her.  The guys are egging her on, asking her to put up or shut up, and then finally Lindsey slinks down under the booth and pushes my knees apart.  I didn’t expect to get some head until later, but I’ll take it when I can get it!  I’m easy like Saturday morning, and my hot phone sex availability proves it!

I mean, she’s not doing it half-assed, either.  She’s really going to town down there, and I can’t react from the waist up or the jig’s up.  And it’s a shame too, because she hasn’t gone down on me in ages, and this bitch knows what she’s doing!  The guys are laughing and toasting each other, and the waitress came back for refills at least once.  Lindsey’s tiny enough that she didn’t get noticed ass up underneath the tablecloth. 

And then I came, hard as anything, and she slid back up into her seat looking like the cat that ate the canary.  The look in her eyes told me that the boys were going to get the equivalent of a 2 girl phone sex call , except it was going to be for real!

Check, please! 

Call 1-888-662-6482 and tell the sweetie that answers that you want to talk to Quinn!

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18Teen Phone Sex

I sometimes think that my Old Man is going to develop a heart condition or something from hanging around a cute little young girl voice teen like me.  The first time we fucked he was all out of breath and shit, while I had all this energy.  It was funny, dude.  But I love older men so much, I didn’t care.  And the fact that he stayed with it just won my heart and pussy. 

It’s a good thing that all he had to do for our first few times together was just lie there.  LOL  It was my job to bounce on his cock, and watch his fuzzy belly shake and kiss his bearded face until he came.  It was a lot of work, dude!  That was when he officially became my Old Man.  Divorced and unfucked for so long, he was hornier than any college guy I know.  And we all know that college guys don’t know what they’re doing, right?  Like a hot anything goes phone sex teen like me is going to waste her time with them!

But eventually, my Old Man built up his endurance, and while he’s no gym rat, I love his teddy bear shape and he loves my tight teen pussy.  OMG If my parents ever found out I was dating him they would fucking freak, dude!  Just to throw them off, I date other guys my age, but all I do is tease them.  They don’t know what to do to me anyway, so we only trade bodily fluids occasionally and it gives me great stories to tell my Old Man when I finally see him!  You know the same kind of stories you dirty phone sex guys like to hear! My Old Man love them too!

So now he’s not so much my teddy bear as my bunny rabbit.  Holy shit, dude.  It’s like he’s one of my hot 18teen phone sex callers now, he can’t get enough of me!  He’s got the skillz in the sack, and a cock that lasts for days, so I make sure that he gets taken care of!  So just now that while you may think you’re all that, you’ve got nothing on my Old Man! Or do you? Call me now for some nasty phone sex and let’s find out dude!

Call 1-888-662-6482 and tell them you want to corrupt Shyann!

CUTE 18TEEN PHONE SEX GIRL

Yahoo: shygrl1990

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Mommy Phone Sex

Let’s talk about semen.  I love playing with it, but it wasn’t always that way.  Your Auntie Bianca, Phone Sex Mistress extraordinaire had to get used to it.  To the taste, the texture, the smell, all of it.

But as you’ve placed the cumshot in my hands, as it were, there’s no guarantee what I’m going to do with it.  So if I put my fingers in your mouth after jerking you off, would you clean my fingers off?  Like a good little forced bisexuality fetish boy? 

Or if right at the point of no return, I aim the cock back up at you for a little target practice of my own?  You keep wanting to land it on my pretty face, so do you think what’s good for the goose is good for the gander?

Or how about this:  Auntie Bianca is fine not using a condom, since our cheap phone sex is the best birth control ever.  But even in real life, I like feeling that warm liquid pulse inside me.  So can you blame me if I want to straddle your face and let it drip back down onto your lips, your nose, your eyes and chin?

What?  You got the pleasure, the honor of ejaculating inside me, flesh to flesh contact with the Goth Mommy of Phone sex, and you’re not willing to pay the price?  You get what you want and I GET WHAT I WANT.

Did you think you were in charge?  Oh no, if you want to spill your seed there will be some quid pro quo, and you’d better be prepared for when your climax “comes.”  I promise to let you do whatever you want when you drop your load.  Then I tell you what I’M GOING TO DO.  That’s the point of sensual domination, poppet.

So if you’re ready, if you’re really ready, then get right up to the edge… right to where you feel your balls boiling, tight against your body, ready for release…

And then call me.

Call 1-888-662-6482 and tell them you want to try to satisfy Bianca

ALTERNATIVE FETISH PHONE SEX MILF/MOMMY

Yahoo ID: sinfulbianca

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Cuckold Phone Sex

Sometimes I miss my ex-husband.  You know why?  Because he was the biggest fucking cuckold I ever met.  I’d come home smelling like other men, reeking of sex, and he loved it.  I’d keep men over longer and longer each day so he’d catch us together.  I’d outright fuck other men in front of him.  He ate it all up.  Little shit.

 

I missed him so much the other day that I called him.  We used to talk on the phone when it rained.  So when it rained the other day, and I was fucking the shit out of my boyfriend, I called him, and just like you guys, he started beating off, heavy breathing, calling me lame ass names…

Then I hung up.  LOL!  DENIED.

Then when I hadn’t heard from him in a while, I sent him an email with some pictures.  I was choking on a beautiful piece of big black cock meat, my throat straining, my makeup running with the tears.  He may have written me back to see more, but it probably went to my junk folder.

Then I got this great idea!  I’d heard that he was dating someone, so I wrote him a lovely business letter, printed it out on the computer, printed up the envelope and sent it to his workplace. 

In the letter I reminded him the things I was doing with pretty much every cock in the world except his.  And that I had pictures of him watching me get my brains fucked out.  And that I might send some to his new girl, as a partial payment for being a total fucktard of a husband.

And he sent me a check.  To not do it.

We parted “amicably.”  No alimony, no child support, nothing.  I just wanted to get on with my life.  But lo and behold, a check arrives with a note attached begging me not to go through with it.  There’s a dried drop on the letter.  I think he came on it by accident.

So I’m going to call his girl where she works and make up some business or whatever, and then ask her to tell him hi for me.  You think I’ll get another check?

Say hello to your brand new blackmail fetish, you little dick, cuckold loser. 

Call 1-888-662-6482 and tell the sweetie that answers that you want to talk to Quinn!

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