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So about the time I was out of college and into the swingers scene, I got picked up a lot and did a lot of picking up of my own.  One I’ll always remember was Car Boy. 

This was before I was instructing young men in their sexual prowess and sending them out in the world to please other welcoming women.  No, this was when I was only starting to identify the problem.  Some men just don’t get it.  Car Boy was one of these.

Car magazines.  Car television shows.  Talking about getting a new valvanator for his 5.0 whatever it was.  The car stereo.  The car stereo speakers.  Taking out the back seat to replace said back seat WITH car stereo speakers.  We dated maybe two weeks, a handful of times.  We’d already fucked, as I need to get that out of the way early.  If you’re a lousy lay, I need to KNOW.  LOL

I knew it was over when he pulled up behind me by coincidence at a red light one night.  Complete happenstance.  He tapped his horn, but I knew it was him from the incoming sound of music.  Car Boy had so many speakers in his car that not only could I hear him coming, but his headlights dimmed to the beat of the music from pulling that much juice from the battery.

So as usually happens when I’m about to break up with someone, I started fucking with them.  And you know that your phone sex mommy has no mercy.  I lifted up my skirt on the way to dinner to play with myself, a little tease and denial as an appetizer. 

Motherfucker didn’t want me messing up the car seats. 

Ok.

Cut to a long road trip.  He’s implying through bad innuendo that he would like some road head.  You know what road head is, right?  That’s when the girl contorts herself into an impossible position to give a half assed blowjob while the guy drives.  If you have cruise control, you can switch roles.  But I digress.

I’ve learned the hard way that flaunting one’s sexual experience can be a hand grenade to a relationship.  And poppets, to this phone sex mistress, road head is for amateurs.  I had him pull over and drive a country road in the middle of nowhere to find a secluded spot.  I had decided fuck him, and fuck his car.

So I did. 

Got him nice and hot with some teasing, skirt came off, no panties to speak of, straddled his stick shift (the car’s not his) and used his car as a $35,000 dildo.  That’s right, I fucked his car by putting the stick shift inside me.  Repeatedly.  It actually felt good after a while, but what I enjoyed right away were the howls of protestation that I was ruining his car by sliding up and down the gearshift.  The bulbous head helped force out a good bit of fluid with each extraction, so I got the base of the gear pretty messy.

I didn’t come, but I didn’t care.  I made noises like I did, and he was pretty familiar with the faking it sounds, even though he always thought he was pretty good in the sack.  You cheap phone sex lovers know what I sound like when I really come.  It wasn’t like that.

I pulled off of the gearshift with a squelch and plopped back onto my seat and said we could resume the trip.  He swore a blue streak trying to drive and clean his car at the same time.

I didn’t tell him I had to pee afterwards.  I let him find out another way.  LOL  I rented a car for the drive back and enjoyed being single again for a while.

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MILF Phone Sex

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What is the point of softcore porn?  Can someone explain this to me?  I would love to be the student for just this once so I can learn the purpose of this product and who it’s for.  Speaking as a frequently laid MILF, I simply do not understand. 

You can’t even fucking see anything.  How does this get anyone actually hot?  Tits and man-ass are fine, but if that’s the only thing on the visual menu, well… I’ve seen it.  You can change the angle all you want, it’s still tits and man-ass (preferably on two different people).

Now when I see recognizable porn performers doing softcore, I know that they actual shot the harder stuff at the same time and needed something to sell to pay-per-view, but even so, do you guys actually jack it to this stuff?  With the guy’s knee in the way of the hoohoo, and the moaning and the tits and the man-ass?  And don’t even get me started on the Japanese stuff.  Why are you digitizing the cock?  I know it’s cock!  Who are you helping??  LOL

Fuck the story; give this goth phone sex mommy the gonzo hardstuff!   I need to see penis and vaginas doing what they’re supposed to do.  That’s what gets my juices flowing, and then I like to take it out on the person watching with me.

Would you like that to be you?  We could see if we have the same clips or movies and then do a mutual masturbation call and talk about what we were watching.  That would be hot. 

But if you ever thought you wanted a girl that enjoyed porn I may just be too much for you.  Because this mature phone sex, phone sex mistress also watches it alone.  That’s right poppets, we have the vote, we have equal pay, and we watch porn. 

I am woman.  Call me and hear me ROAR!  LOL

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MILF Phone Sex

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I’m used to the dirty looks when I walk into my kids’ school.  The female teachers, the secretary, even some of the female students.  I try to dress some what conservatively when I go in, but I guess there’s just a sexual air about me that this phone sex MILF can’t get rid of.  Oh, who am I kidding, I don’t want to get rid of it 🙂

Just the same as some of the females give me suspicious looks (or glares), the men are looking also.  They’re looking at my long legs, my round breasts, my seductive eyes and that’s why I also do live cams in sites like chaturbate online.  I just have to laugh when they start to trip over their words when they speak to me.  Especially when they’ve called me to come in for a conference due to something one of my teenagers did 😉  I must admit, sometimes I wonder if they pick just to find a reason to call.  I know it’s always nice to have a big tit milf around 😉  Plus, it’s fun to toy with them.

Sometimes I wonder what they would do if they came across our cheap phone sex website and saw me there, in all my glory.  Would they ask me about it?  Or would they run for the phone?  lol  I can’t imagine anything more entertaining then being able to be a seductive housewife helping them live out their fantasies with them.  I imagine there’d be a lot more conferences after that 😉

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Mature Phone Sex

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Spit or Swallow?  The debate rages on.  Your Auntie Bianca, as you know from her intense mature phone sex calls is indeed a swallower.  It’s a matter of taste, really.  And I’ve had some truly awful ejaculate in my mouth over the years.  But I think it’s a woman’s duty to swallow, provided the man hasn’t just indulged in an asparagus binge.

Let’s think about it.  Do you have any idea the effort a man goes through during sex?  The hips thrusting nonstop, the mental anguish of performance (not just doing a good job as a lover but holding off as long as he can), the needy clinginess of his partner once he’s fucked her like she’s never been fucked before?  Truly, men have it more difficult sexually than women.

A woman just has to lie there.  Not that I recommend it.  A woman who’s a good lay doesn’t just lie there.  Most women have no idea of the physical effort until they wear their first strap on (calm down bisexual fetish boys, I don’t mean you).  I sure didn’t.  After I got done wearing my first strap on, my hips hurt and I was exhausted.  I determined then and there to reevaluate my opinion on men and the work they do in bed.  As a result, I swallow almost every time.  They simply deserve it.

Coming inside warm wet flesh is what every cock wants.  It’s what it’s built for, and if it can’t be your cunt, for whatever reason, then you need to wrap your lips around that thing and suck, girl (calm down forced feminization fetish boys, I don’t mean you).  If taste is an issue, then cut out the red meat, add more fruit and for the love of god NO ASPARAGUS.  It’s like battery acid.  Ugh.

But barring that?  Your phone sex Mommy wants every last drop of what you’ve got, lover…

Call 1-888-662-6482 and tell them you want to try to satisfy Bianca

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Mommy Phone Sex

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Let’s talk about semen.  I love playing with it, but it wasn’t always that way.  Your Auntie Bianca, Phone Sex Mistress extraordinaire had to get used to it.  To the taste, the texture, the smell, all of it.

But as you’ve placed the cumshot in my hands, as it were, there’s no guarantee what I’m going to do with it.  So if I put my fingers in your mouth after jerking you off, would you clean my fingers off?  Like a good little forced bisexuality fetish boy? 

Or if right at the point of no return, I aim the cock back up at you for a little target practice of my own?  You keep wanting to land it on my pretty face, so do you think what’s good for the goose is good for the gander?

Or how about this:  Auntie Bianca is fine not using a condom, since our cheap phone sex is the best birth control ever.  But even in real life, I like feeling that warm liquid pulse inside me.  So can you blame me if I want to straddle your face and let it drip back down onto your lips, your nose, your eyes and chin?

What?  You got the pleasure, the honor of ejaculating inside me, flesh to flesh contact with the Goth Mommy of Phone sex, and you’re not willing to pay the price?  You get what you want and I GET WHAT I WANT.

Did you think you were in charge?  Oh no, if you want to spill your seed there will be some quid pro quo, and you’d better be prepared for when your climax “comes.”  I promise to let you do whatever you want when you drop your load.  Then I tell you what I’M GOING TO DO.  That’s the point of sensual domination, poppet.

So if you’re ready, if you’re really ready, then get right up to the edge… right to where you feel your balls boiling, tight against your body, ready for release…

And then call me.

Call 1-888-662-6482 and tell them you want to try to satisfy Bianca

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Yahoo ID: sinfulbianca

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Breast Smothering Fantasy

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Hello Sweethearts

My large breasts is what attracted this caller to me he has a bit of a breast fetish. When he stumbled upon my phone sex profile, the picture of me bent over with my large breasts just hanging there were what had Jim grabbing for the phone. He could instantly see himself laying underneath my naked breasts being smothered by them. My hands squeezing my large tits so that they wrapped around his very face.

Must say I never really thought of such a breast smothering fantasy now I have another use for my large tits other than having those cocks getting lost between them.

Who else has stared at my large tits and wanted to be smothered by them? I know Jim is not alone. My tits and I are around tonight for any of those smothering phone sex fantasies you may have.

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Mommy Fetish Phone Sex

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You have always had what they call a mommy fetish ,a lust for an older woman, neighbor, perhaps maybe a teacher and I know you enjoy  it when mommy wears the shortest skirts and flashes all your little friends my sexy panties. You know the way they say things about my long legs and tight ass . You know you’ve thought the same nasty things. You know you fantasize about me  you lay in bed , working that rock hard cock over and over.Do you dream about mommy coming in your room and finishing what you started? It makes me so wet knowing that it’s my pussy you want. Mommy’s good boy has such naughty thoughts about me, don’t you?It’s ok , I understand and you can tell me all about it. Mutual masturbation Mommy will make it all better, I love to get off on a family play phone sex session as much as you do! You do enjoy kinky , live ,cheap phone sex right? We can take your mommy fetish phone sex fantasy and your favorite phone sex roleplay and get you off so hard! Just relax, and tell mommy what you want! Dial 1-888-662-6482 and ask for  Phone Sex Mommy Marla.

MILF Phone Sex

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All this teaching and instruction of men in the proper way to fuck, and the finer things in life (and what could be finer than fucking?) has lead a few people to ask me how this all got started.  I’m not dodging the question, poppet.  It’s just that your Phone Sex Mommy Bianca really doesn’t know.

As far back as I can remember, I have always taken someone else’s idea and gone further with it than they did.  The important point being that I wasn’t the idea’s originator, I was taking it in a direction the person didn’t expect.  Like tree climbing as a kid, but climbing the tree no one would ever try, or going further or higher up than anyone dared.  Or learning how to kiss, and I’m straddling my fellow teenager and hitting the spots on the neck and ear that cause my date a little mess down below.  As I got older, I wasn’t always a follower, obviously.

So when I see potential in a young man that’s a little unfocused or undirected, I can see where he needs improvement.  Or he can show me his natural talent and I can direct it a different way.  One big one I remember was in college. 

Here’s the thing about dating a guy from the art department.  Sooner or later he will ask you to take your shirt off in the name of “art.”  Photography, painting in oils, or sculpture.  Art department boys want to see a tit.  I am not joking.  LOL

But I’m the girl that takes things a little further, right?  So you’re painting me one day while I’m posing, and the next day I’ve bought body paint from the sex shop.  As usual, the penis shrinks in the face of my proffered adventure.  So we painted ourselves that night, and it was pretty hot.  A fun time was had by all.  The next day, I drag some theatre students with me to the studio where he’s working late into the night.  Let me tell you, theatre students don’t shake hands, they shake genitals.  Complete freaks.  Love them.  Anyway, I explain my idea and again, the penis shrinks.  But a few kisses, a few gropes, a few looks over our shoulders as the other kids are getting into it, and I start laying down the sheet on the floor.  Then I start passing out the paints.

We covered each other and ourselves in edible luminous body paint.  One dimmer switch later, and I was in the midst of my hottest college experience.  We were living art.  I mean, what’s more beautiful than sex?  And the sheet?  The sheet underneath us was the map of what we’d done the night before.  Andy Warhol couldn’t have done better.  I hung it up in my dorm room and would look at it and dream.  Eventually, Art Department Kid broke up with me because I was too much for him I think.  But I found like minded cocks and cunts to play with.  And I think that’s why I learned to love the men who would match me in my thinking, and try to coax the shy ones to at least speed up a little.

Are you a leader or a follower?  Do you fuck or get fucked?  Do you need me to instruct you in what panties look best on you, or do you want to show me?  Do you want to prove your pussy eating skills but need help with cocksucking?  I am your phone sex MILF and I will teach you all you need to know as we travel the little road of mature phone sex fantasies together.

Call 1-888-662-6482 and tell them you want to try to satisfy Bianca

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Sensual Phone Sex

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I am an aggressive woman by nature, and I know I have made that clear.  I do have to admit however that every once in a while it’s nice to let yourself go, allow someone to just fall head over heels and drive you to ecstasy.  Even for a milf phone sex slut like me 😉

I had a call like that last week that I wasn’t even sure how to categorize it to be honest!  There was a touch of body worship, a touch of tease and denial (from both of us!), all wrapped in with some sensual phone sex while cuckolding my husband.  Whew!  Clearly he left this horny housewife very satisfied.

It seemed that while he was teasing and warming me up to make love to me, this caller loved to know my husband was watching the whole time.  He liked knowing that he was showing my husband who the better man was, keeping him in his place.  Calls like this are why I became part of the cheap phone sex world!

Andrea

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Phone Sex MILF

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Had dinner with a dear friend recently.  Never slept with him, and still didn’t after dessert.  I couldn’t do that to him, ruining him for all other women, after he has me… LOLOLOLOL

Seriously, listen to your phone sex Auntie Bianca.  I cultivate friendships with men, as you should with women.  I learn plenty about men from my male friends because they’ll tell me things and explain things without the sex bullshit in the way.  In this way, I’ve learned a lot about men, and a lot about cock.

Tonight’s example, over Bailey’s and coffee after a delicious steak (red meat, mmmmmmm) was blue balls.  Until tonight, I thought teasing a guy, getting him hard and then walking away, leaving him hanging was the colloquial “blue balls.”  Well poppets, Auntie Bianca got schooled.  That’s not blue balls.  And here I thought I was the fetish queen!

Blue balls are when you drive a man to orgasm, either taking your time or going hot and heavy, and THEN leaving him high and dry when orgasm was in sight.  THAT’S the discomfort of balls lifting to shoot their load and not getting to, and then not knowing what to do. So it’s not just about tease and denial, really it’s more about orgasm control, which just feeds a phone sex manipulation Princess like me.  It’s not just a hard dick with no satisfaction.  As my friend put it, “an erection happens all day and at least five times while we’re sleeping.  A breeze will do it.  Sometimes he just gets up and looks around to see what’s up.”

Sonofagun.  All this time, I thought I was being a terrible tease to various men, when it actually wasn’t that bad.  Huh.  Well.  Now that I know that, if I want my tease and denial fix it means ramping up the energy, dialing up the desire.  I have to leave a man just about to climax and then, oops, I have an early squash game tomorrow, sorry!

That’s the ache I know you need, boys.  True blue balls.  Now that I understand that just making the dick hard is something that’s commonplace, when you meet me on the street and I feel like torturing you, it will go much, much further.  God, I can’t wait.  Getting a man worked up and leaving him be is one of my perverse pleasures.  It’s one of yours too, isn’t it?  Well dear, if you really want to NOT get off, then call Bianca, everyone’s favorite alternative phone sex mommy, because baby… you won’t come until I tell you to.

And that might just be never.

Call 1-888-662-6482 and tell them you want to try to satisfy Bianca

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Mommy Fetish Phone Sex

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You know, I thought being your step-mother was going to be a real trial.  I know we started out rough, kind of circling each other, sniffing each other out, but I think we’ve found a middle ground.  And for that, I want to thank you.  We both had to give in a little to find some peace. But this hot phone sex mommy doesn’t want too much space.

And while I’m at it, I should probably apologize for prancing out of the shower the other day.  I had no idea you were home, or I would’ve been a little more circumspect.  I have to be honest with you, sometimes your father doesn’t even notice me, and it makes this mature phone sex girl want to do something outrageous to get his attention. 

 

 

But if I may say so… you didn’t turn your head away or anything.  Don’t blush, I saw the bulge in your pants.  Honey, I’ve been around too long for that to embarrass me, so you shouldn’t be either.  But I saw you admire the rack, and I guess that just means that I’m every bit the hot phone sex MILF I thought I was.  I always felt like a MILF and I think the boobs are the cincher. You just don’t see perfect tits like this on anything but porn stars these days.

But not even perfect tits get me the real affection, and that’s what your step-mom needs right now.  No, don’t say anything, just let me talk.  How would you like to hold these things in your hands?  Maybe suck on them a little?  Have you ever been with an older woman?  I bet I could teach you some things. I bet you never even knew that I had a breast feeding fetish did you? Is it any wonder with these perfect tits? Why not just lay in my lap, sucking, and being a good little boy for this phone sex cougar.

 

And let’s see what you’ve really got working down there.  My, my… That’s pretty big.  Are you sure you’re not adopted?  Because your father, well… the less said the better.

Your father won’t be back until tomorrow night, late.  Then a day or two here, and then he’s off on another plane.  I think you and I deserve a reward for coming together so peaceably… we should celebrate by cumming together, literally.  You go to your room.  Your step-mother is going to put something on.  Something I know you’ll like.  And then we’ll start seeing exactly how much we have in common, shall we? That’s right my little poppet, I have all the answers to your mommy phone sex and mommy fetish needs and it is time to call me and get those needs satisfied by a

Call 1-888-662-6482 and ask for Mommy Bianca

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Diaper Humiliation Phone Sex

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Hey, babies, how y’all doing?

Well, I gotta say, I’ve been sitting here thinking about humiliation. Not for me, for you. Y’all oughta know by now that when Mz Diamond talks about somebody being humiliated, she’s talking about you, haha!

Anyway, I like to try to come up with some new ideas for humiliation phone sex. Not that my other ideas are bad or anything, but I like to keep it fresh, you know?

So I was thinking about diapers. Not all of y’all who say you wanna talk about diapers have a diaper fetish or an adult baby fetish, and Mz Diamond knows this.

Some of y’all small-dicked white boys out there are into some diaper humiliation. That’s all right, too. If you gonna have a baby cock, I’ma dress you up like a baby, too, haha! It’ll be fun to watch you run around in diapers like a li’l bitch, so everybody you know can laugh at you.

What you need to do is pick up your phone and call Mz Diamond at 1-888-662-6482, and let me have some fun with this fetish of yours ’cause I got all kinds of ideas now.

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