I have to say that I’ve really gotten into gooning phone sex over the past year. I have a regular who calls me up pretty frequently to tell me bout his gooning experiences, schedule, and even plans for future gooning. He’s really got his priorities straight and that’s what I’m looking for when it comes to goons. I want someone who is serious and lives to goon. After all, isn’t that what it’s all about? I don’t want to hear excuses for why you couldn’t do any gooning. I want you to be inventive and creative and fucking figure it out. That’s what a true goon would do and I expect nothing less of my callers. If you call me up and tell me that gooning is your fantasy and what you want to do, then you’d better be ready to fucking do it. Like I said, I don’t want to hear any excuses.
Once you surrender and start really sticking to and living by the rules we set in our gooning phone sex call, you’re going to be so much happier. Life will make more sense to you and you’ll know that you’re finally doing what you are meant to be doing – jerking off and gooning all day long…whenever you can and wherever you can. Are you ready to get on the phone and surrender to your desired fate? All you have to do is grab the phone and give me a call and become the goon you’re meant to be. I can help you become the very best goon, so just trust me and always do what I tell you to do. Let’s talk now! You can reach me when you dial 1 888 662 6482 and ask to talk to Harlow for the hottest gooning phone sex of your entire life.
