You should know that I have a secret. I know you do too, don’t play like you do not! People think you’re some kind of fucked up freak, and you probably are. But that doesn’t mean that your human instincts and desires aren’t valid. Quite the opposite, and I understand that you have to channel these desires in a perfectly healthy manner! I call it talk therapy because we can certainly talk about it. I have to commend you and tell you that I have the utmost respect for someone like you for having the courage to tell me these things… Because, well, they are very dirty desires, and that is why I offer no taboos phone sex, for people like you!
Do you think you are some kind of sick freak? But that just means I want to talk to you! Tell me what you wanna tell me that you can’t tell other people! No, you can’t tell your family, your close friends, or even your significant other these things. They don’t want to hear about “gross” stuff. Your partner would probably leave you if you said these things to them and your family would disown you. Maybe your friends would stick around, but that depends on the type of company you keep. I want your sickness, whatever it is. Let’s travel to the darkest corners of your mind that you hide from other people.
Do you want to give me your sickness? Then you’ll have to call me. This is my number, 1-888-662-6482. When the dispatcher picks up, you ask for Irelynn. If you are especially leary, shoot me an email at Brattyirelynn@aol.com or even follow me on Twitter @IrelynnIs. I really cannot wait to hear your desires, so do not keep me waiting for no taboos phone sex!
