Month: September 2012

BBC Phone Sex Queen

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People ask me how I met my boyfriend, the Cock That Owns Me.  It’s quite an interesting story, filled with hilarious hijinx.  As long as by hijinx you mean my complete sexual helplessness.  When he first saw me, I was at the local Sportsman’s Club, an all black joint, leaning on the sink in the men’s room with my daisy dukes at my ankles.  Even though he’s a guy, he told me he could smell the big black cock scent in the air.

I was leaning my freshly fucked ass out and was waiting on him to fuck me in the ass when he told me he’d seen a steady stream of men walk in and out, always one at a time, and they were always taking their time.  Since it was impossible for every man in the club to have to go to the bathroom one at a time, he thought he was going to bust someone selling drugs in the men’s room.  Nope, I said, I just have to get my ass fucked by every man here.  And that’s when he fell in love.  He worked his thick dick into me and I knew this was the big cock for me.  That’s when I fell in love.  He owned me from the first thrust into my ass.  While we were fucking, somebody really did have to use the bathroom.  It was nasty. But see?  Hijinx and hilarity!  Anyway, I’ve fucked him ever since, after I finished the rest of the club of course.

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Taboo Phone Sex Mommy

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I just stepped in jizz.  Occupational hazard, I suppose.  If you’re going to spend a large part of your life coaching young men into being MEN in capital letters, you have to expect some jizz on the floor.  Yes, I fuck them.  But for a lot of them, that’s only the tip of the strap on.  You see, I teach them how to walk, talk, drink and carry themselves in a way that women want them to, not the way their mothers taught them to.  I’ve never had to stoop to phone sex role-playing, this is all done in person. By the time I’m done with them, they have the confidence to be fucking MEN.  Then I send them into the open arms and legs of the world.

Never more than ten at a time, coming in and out of Chez Bianca, as I have to have a social life with my own peers, but the jizz on the floor is the result of a semi annual occurrence around here, what I like to call graduation.  I call up my MILF friends, and we have a little coming out party, where I introduce these men to the world, and much carnality ensues.  I turn off the taboo phone sex, buy up nibbles and booze, cover the furniture in sheets and gingerly step over the cavorting bodies.  And sometimes step in jizz.  If I was half as good as I think I am I could tell whose it is.  But you get my point, it gets pretty wild in here.

A long night of hedonism that usually rolls into the next day as the folks get wake-up sex out of their system (can’t call it morning sex at 3pm).  I rarely fuck, I’m too busy playing host, keeping the condoms and lube flowing and refilling drinks and cunts with alcohol and cock, but I can sometimes be roped into a tryst.  But honestly, this MILF has already had the boys.  Multiple times.  And my orgy days are mostly behind me now.  Note I said MOSTLY.  LOL  But it’s fun watching my grads use their newfound game on the kinds of women who can truly appreciate it, and then swap around.  Sexually and socially they all grow up thanks to Mommy Bianca.  Ciao for now, I need to see if my shower has anyone in it and wash my feet.

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Dirty Phone Sex MILF

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Hello Sweethearts

With my friends grocery shopping is something you do quickly. For me its an evening affair that is to be savored. I take my time getting ready ensuring I have the right outfit that will grab those male grocery clerks attention. My long hair is curled just right or straighten perfectly.

Now I could shop during the day but that is when all the older men are working and well they dont interest me. I would rather shop in the early evening when those young men start their shift. When their hormones are all raging after being at the gym or some lessons. They cant think straight any more and really trying to control their hard ons just doesnt happen.

That was the case this evening while I was shopping. This poor college boy didnt stand a chance as I leaned over to grab a few nectarines he was putting out. My big breasts rubbing against his arm, completely on purpose of course. Then I am standing there rubbing that fruit. Raising the succulent fruit to my nose to sniff it while I looked him right in the eyes. Yes he is gulping with excitement.

Oh if he only knew that he has a dirty phone sex milf standing before him. That his moments of horny discomfort was only adding to the masturbation fantasies I would be having later. Or well in this case taboo fantasy I would be sharing with you.

So the groceries are away. The house is all mine. Time to let have some fun with a few dirty minded men who love a mature phone sex woman.

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Interracial Phone Sex

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Why do men try to talk to you during a blowjob.  I mean seriously.  You want me to stop?  You want me to lift up and answer you, or you want me to continue what I was doing?  See, I actually LIKE sucking dick.  A lot of chicks say that but only a few of us would do it just because we’re bored with nothing in it for us.  And some of us just NEED a dick in our mouths.  *shrug*  Combine that with a long thick piece of big black cock and why are you talking shit to me again?

Maybe they can’t help it.  But I know some men who turn off porn if the guy is too talkative.  LOL Can’t say I blame them. Grunts and groans are best, and slurps and slobbers of course.  But for the love of Interracial Phone sex, don’t ask me questions while I’m on your dick.  I don’t quiz you when you’re eating my pussy do I?

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No Limits Phone Sex

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Am I the only person who gauges furniture by how much weight it would hold, possible sexual positions and easy clean up?  Maybe I have a problem then.  See, even though I live with the parental units, eventually I will move into Shyann’s Fuck Palace, which will feature my bopping around in my pretty panties, sexing in odd places, and taking no taboo phone sex calls.

But if I pick furniture for better fornication, is it going to be obvious?  I mean I want a relaxed place to stay so that my friends feel welcome, not one where they think the just walked into my sexarium.  Because that’ll be in the basement!  I also need hidey holes where I can take no limits phone sex and not disturb the delicate sensibilities of my friends who don’t get it.  Poor things, I think they only have sex in beds, and then it’s only missionary.

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Goth Phone Sex Girl

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I do like a well read man.  The Joy of Sex, the Kama Sutra, the works of Nancy Friday or any of a dozen well respected sex manuals.  I have quite the sexual library, but I’m not stupid, it’s not all for public viewing.  You have to be invited inside.  Deep inside.  Then you get to see the shelf of seduction.  If you plan on getting lucky with the goth phone sex girl, you won’t be intimidated by seeing how well read I am and might pull down a volume and flip through it.

Whatever fits your fancy, it might strike up a conversation between us, we might try what’s on the page itself, you never know… I just know that the biggest sex organ is the brain, and it’s my favorite.  Next on the list is a large and thick cock because well, size DOES matter.  But perhaps you might learn something off the page if you think you’re deficient in that department and I’m not talking about taboo phone sex.

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mature phone sex

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It is because I am a mature phone sex provider, meaning a person who, by virtue of the number of years they have lived is said to be fully developed; grown up in terms of physical appearance, behavior or thinking; that I am able take my time and provide structure and traing for those who have a panty fetish.

Weather your in need of strap on training, feminizing assignments or you just want to talk about how good those panties your wearing feel rubbing against your cock, mature phone sex with Naughty Nanny Nancy is sure to get the panties your wearing very wet.

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Kinky Phone Sex Girl

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I need the biggest dildo they make.  No, bigger than that.  I need like, the biggest biggest dildo they make SO I CAN GIVE IT TO MY COLLEGE BOYFRIEND SO HE CAN GO FUCK HIMSELF KTHXBAI.  It’s his fault I lost the blowjob contest!  I’m demoting him to cheap phone sex from now on.

I live with my parental units and I don’t often get to participate in dorm craziness, so when I was at a friends dorm and the subject of a blowjob contest came up I was like “mmmbgmbnlflflmbmb” because I was already sucking dick at the time.  BUT HE TOTALLY BLEW HIS WAD TOO SOON OR I WON I CANT TELL.  If I won for making someone cum the fastest he sure lost for not lasting the longest.  Mixed blessing I suppose.  But if I’d had a real man, I could’ve shown off what I could do because he wouldn’t have shot so quickly.  Ah well, if you’re my college boyfriend and want some kinky phone sex it’s cool, because I only have like, a minute.  LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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