I just read some fucked up shit. More fucked up than the fetish phone sex call I got about the sneezing fetish. Srsly.
It was this book about myths and legends or some shit. My favorite part was about how Zeus would fuck anything that moved, and he’d change form to do it, like into a goose or a ray of light or something like that. That’s serious cock commitment, there.
But no, the fucked up shit was about unicorns. Did you know that only virgins can catch a unicorn? How useless is that?? Now I don’t have any chance at all! I wanted one to ram the horn up the ass of all the boys who think they know how to fuck me, but can’t do it worth a damn.
But because my pussy has some mileage on it, I’ll never get one! You’d think a unicorn would rather hangout with someone who knew how to stroke that horn instead of some clueless chick that couldn’t suck her way out of a wet paper bag. I bet you some cheap phone sex that if a unicorn spent five minutes with me, he’d forget all that virgin crap. Lord knows I’ve met enough virgins to laugh at them. They’re only good for doing your calculus homework for you. Everybody knows that!
Call 1-888-662-6482 and tell them you want to corrupt Shyann!
Yahoo: shygrl1990 — AIM: shygrrl1990
Follow Me on Twitter: @ 18TeenPhoneSex