OK.. since we’ve brought up the subject of celebrities,, I would sell my soul to have one night of unbridled passion with Joaquin Phoenix!
Don’t we look HOT together?! Even his NAME is sexy! RAWR! Joaquin, if you’re out there, alllllllll you have to do is Call Me! DAMN I could rock his world!
OK.. so anyway! I missed you guys SO much yesterday! Came home from the diner with a migraine, so curled up in bed and slept the whole day away! But now I’m back and strong, and ESPECIALLY horny thinking about Joaquin.. mm.. Ladder 49.. I bet he could put out MY fire with his hose!
OK.. who wants to do a celebrity phone fantasy with me? 😉
Jewel
