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20 Aug 2010 01:31 pm

I want everyone out there to know that I support our troops.  And if you’re in Egypt or wherever and getting shot at, you can call me on the phone, and you’ll definitely get the best cheap phone sex of your life.  And just to honor your service I promise that you’ll get some awesome phone fucking.

I think that’s what being an American is all about.  Being able to have all the no limits phone sex that you want without the KGB coming after you or some shit.  Like just the other day, I found out this guy from my neighborhood just got back from Egypt or wherever and I was like, even though he’s a BOY and nowhere near my favorite age for fucking, I’m going to go over there and lay it on him.

So yeah, even though he wasn’t an older man, all that pent up frustration from only having goats over there to fuck made for some pretty good sexing.  I was happy, and I’m not normally pleased with guys my own age in the sack.

So here’s to being an American, kinky phone sex, and our troops all over the world!  Shyann says grab your dick and dial with pride!

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14 Aug 2010 08:14 pm

Auntie Bianca isn’t submissive, but she likes boys who are.  They’re fun to play with.  But occasionally, in the training of her poppets, she’ll take on the role.  It’s a necessary step in creating a confident, dominant man.  And when he REALLY gets it, then you get those rare occasions when it’s not an act on my part.

But in my younger days, I bounced around the BDSM spectrum.  In college I had a ton of friends and fuckbuddies in the theatre department.  One year they put on a show about the Marquis de Sade, and while I couldn’t be in the show (business major) I got to hang out backstage.  If you call a role play as a backstage sex slave “hanging out…”

I was dating a girl in the show, and she explained that there’s a character that has to lust after her throughout the whole thing, eternally sexually frustrated.  She asked for my help, because he had to have an erection visible through his costume the entire time.

So I was installed backstage, naked from the waist down, arms tied above my head, and available for the boy to plug into in order to maintain his constant state of arousal.  He could never come, and despite the humiliation intended I thought it was pretty hot.  After curtain he got to get rid of his problem and then they cut me loose.  I never did tell her that when they were both on stage I was getting used by other members of the cast.  I might be your mature phone sex queen, but I’ve never been very faithful.  LOL

But the hottest thing was just being a piece of property that people had to walk by to get to somewhere else, with little regard for me unless I was being used at the time.  THAT’S humiliation, and I did enjoy it.  And when I get a taboo phone sex caller who needs humiliation, that’s one of the experiences that I draw on.

If you need me to be submissive, I can do that.  But eventually, it WILL be your turn.

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13 Aug 2010 10:01 am

There is no better feeling than being naked.  Hippies were right baby, clothing is for squares, and if I had my choice, say in the anything goes phone sex world of my dreams, I’d have been a hippie but without the fucked up hair.  I mean, I can’t live without conditioner!

Dude, you were born naked!  So was I!  It’s like something we have in common (except that we both like to FUCK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)  so in my perfect world, we’d all be naked as jaybirds.  I have never seen a jaybird, but apparently their dick hangs out.

But in Shyannland, no one would wear a thing, and we’d have to put suntan oil on each other which would lead to fucking, which would lead to after-fucking fucking, which would lead to naps.  This is my perfect world.  Also, there would be cheap phone sex for everybody, if for some reason you were some social reject who couldn’t get laid in a women’s prison with a pocket full of pardons.

The plane for Shyannland is leaving at Gate 69!  Call me for tickets!  LOLOLOLOL

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10 Aug 2010 06:56 pm

There is nothing hotter than a guy who can dance.  Well, a guy with a big dick who can dance is probably even better.

See, I’m a size queen, and as we all know, size is the most important thing in a potential lover.  I’ve fucked length and I’ve fucked girth.  I’ve tried to fuck small dicks, but it’s so hard to get it in that I usually just give up.  But small dicked men can still come, and if they like small penis humiliation or have a small cock fetish, then I’m the cheap phone sex chick to call.

But when you watch a guy dance, it’s a good indication of how he’ll be in bed.  Now don’t get me wrong, I’ve had great lovers who couldn’t dance.  But a guy who CAN will be awesome in bed.  True story.  It’s all in how you use your body and in your enjoyment of it.  A woman knows that you will probably be able to do the same thing in bed without being self conscious.  And if there’s a nice big cock to unleash when you’re home then that’s even better!

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11 Jul 2010 03:41 am

Oh, I’m sorry, were you saying something?  I’m horribly easy to distract, I’m afraid.  And if we’re out together it’s not because I’m not interested in you or what you have to say, at least we hope not, poppet.

I just have a bad habit of people watching.  I look at the men in the bar and try to imagine their cock size (I’m a bit of a size queen), or whether there might be some frilly panties under their clothes, like my panty boys.  Or perhaps a nice snug diaper for some of Mommy Bianca’s adult baby play

Women are a different sort.  I think of their potential prowess with a strap-on (I do strap-on phone sex, remember) and whether the men that they’re with might be sissy boys and enjoy some forced bi-sexuality with a toy up their bum.

And then after all that, I have to consider if they’d be any good in bed with me.  LOL  It’s exhausintg, I tell you!

So please don’t be insulted if you find me glancing away while we’re out at dinner.  The hottest thing to ever happen to you might be after you ask the question, “Penny for your thoughts…”

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18 Jun 2010 09:43 pm

You want to know how I spent Father’s Day!  LOL  Not dressed, that’s for sure.  OK, we totally had to go out to eat with the family at a steakhouse, my dad’s favorite place, actually.  And I’m like, we should take him to Hooters or a strip club or a whorehouse if we really loved him, but NO he gets cooked cow served by fat waitresses and then missionary sex for fifteen minutes.

The fathers of the world deserve more, dammit!  My commitment to this cause is the sole reason I snuck out of the house in pigtails and a schoolgirl skirt.  Armed with an all day sucker, I made my way to my Old Man’s house who, his kids having moved out long ago, is still a father.  And rather than cologne or a new tie, I gave him what every Father wants.  Tight teen twat.

Oh hell yeah, I do the age play phone sex thing, and he’s really started to warm up to it.  But my no limits attitude is making him enjoy the Daddy aspect of our role play too!  He totally made me his darling little girl that night, and I did everything he said to do, just like an obedient little girl should!  I bounced on his knee, then both knees, then his cock, in that order.  I made sure to lay completely still during the throatfucking, and gobbled up all of his yummy jizz.

I am more than just a young phone sex girl!  I am Daddy’s Little Girl!  And if you need to know what I’m talking about, just get me something to lick and I’ll meet you at the playground!  LOLOLOL

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05 Jun 2010 11:31 am

So in case you haven’t figured it out, Mommy Bianca straddles both worlds.  If you’ll pardon the expression.  It’s no myth, you really can be the professional in the boardroom and the whore in the bedroom.  And while I’ve had my share of office sex, hiked up skirts and after hours bump and grind, the most fun I have was when I was in real estate.

The house is cleaned out, the client is in the new digs across the country or wherever, and it’s up to you to sell the place, based on your skill and professionalism.  That’s all well and good, but I hadn’t quite entered into my MILF-hood, and was interested in doing everything to everyone, should they strike my fancy.

Well I had a boy who loved role-plays, just like my phone sex role-playing boys who call me.  But this guy had it pretty easy.  All he had to do was wait for me call with the new address, a brand new house, cleared out of furniture and me bent over the counter, wet and waiting.  I’m not submissive, I considered it a Dominant act to tell him where to be and when.  And he pretended to be in the market for a new house.

And poppet, we fucked all over three counties.  There was no house that I had under me (HAH!) that we didn’t christen.  The freedom of walking around nude in seemingly someone else’s home was a thrill, the sex was awesome and a free shower to clean up in.

And he got to see the transformation from sexcretary role-play to the hungry whore on her knees…. The glasses off, the hair comes down, the skirt comes off and the cock goes in.  Once or twice we called over some swinger friends for an impromptu party SORRY house showing.  LOL

I still have my license, you know.  And a couple of properties that I rent out.  Your alternative phone sex mommy knows how to handle her money…  Are you looking to make an investment?  May I recommend a new home?  You’ll find they’re very satisfying….

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03 Jun 2010 08:42 pm

Why do I swallow?  There are many reasons, and a MAN would be able to think of some themselves.  But if you’re a BOY, and need it explained, here goes.

I DON”T LIKE JIZZ IN MY HAIR DUDE.  For realz, I know you’ve watched porno and think you’re like porno stud, and maybe you’re even thinking you’re being considerate when you avoid my cute phone sex teen mouth and decide to drop your hot steaming load on my face.  After all, maybe I don’t like swallowing and you’re a new dick to me.  Hey I get that.

But I can’t go home with jizz on my clothes.  Or more importantly in my awesome hair.  The parental units will be like, Shyann, is that jizz in your hair, and I’ll be all no, it’s not, I tripped and fell in a puddle of snot, now I have to go upstairs and WASH THIS FUCKING JIZZ OUT OMG1111!!!!!!!!111!1!1

*sigh*  I swallow because my MAN deserves it.  His cock needs something warm and wet wrapped around it as often and for as long as possible, and my bratty phone sex teen mouth is just one of the choices on the menu.  And when I look up and see his happy face, and he knows that as far as oral goes, I have no taboos  then it’s worth the rug burn on my knees.

Because I can cover up rug burn with my school girl phone sex stockings.  If I try to cover up jizz in my hair I’ll look like a bank robber.

So if you’re a BOY, and I’m sucking your dick, and I think you’re going to pull out, don’t be surprised if you feel my teeth closing in.  If you’re a MAN and I’m sucking your dick, well… that’s the way the world should be.  LOL

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01 Jun 2010 11:55 pm

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31 May 2010 06:30 pm

Phone Sex Deviants Hello

Most I know stick to the main streets. The hum of the street lights giving them the illusion of safety. Myself I am lured to the alleyways. For its in that dark alley that my heart races. Where the glow of the street light does not reach. Keeping everything in obscurity. Never knowing what shall be lurking in the shadows. I suppose that is what draws me to the taboo phone sex calls. For its during those extreme phone sex calls that the darkness can be reenacted. Will I be the accomplice or the sacrifice in some indescribable act of extreme abandon?

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12 May 2010 12:43 pm

I just walked in on my Old Man having sex with someone else!  This is awesome!! LOLOLOLOL  Now a lot of you guys into the tease and denial phone sex calls, or blackmail fetish think that he might be in trouble, but no.  We have a deal that we can fuck other people, but I knew being a cute phone sex coed I get more action than he does, but he occasionally has stories to tell.

So I think it’s totally hot that I walked in on him having not roleplay phone sex with his cleaning lady, but real honest to jeebus dick in pussy action with her!  I almost laughed out loud but caught myself.  I hid around the corner and watched and he did a pretty good job.  She was closer to his age than I am, so that’s cool if he wants to feed his cock a MILF every now and then.  We always say it makes us appreciate the other person a little more.

But he totally went to town on her!  Face down ass up, and as he was getting into it, his cute teddy bear belly shaking, he lifted his foot up and put it on her head!  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I taught him that, dude!!!   HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So yeah, he fucked his maid.  Which is awesome.  Because I’m going to go to the sexy store down the street and buy myself a little French Maid number, and surprise him with it.  I’m not going to tell him I know what he was doing until I beg him to put his foot on my head while we doggy fuck!  I gotta get him in front of a mirror though, so I can see the expression on his face.

But before I head to the store, I’ve got some time for some 18teen phone sex, anything goes style.  Who wants to be my warm up guy?

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11 May 2010 01:51 pm

Yes, I am a member of the mile high club.  Did you think your Goth Phone Sex Mommy wouldn’t have that crossed off her list?  For shame!

It was a red eye flight that wasn’t booked very heavy.  Lots of space between passengers, so it was easy to get up and move around the cabin.  So when I saw an interesting stranger who obviously needed his blanket straightened, it was a simple matter to join him in the seat next to his, do that favor for him, and then stretch out (as much as airline seating will allow LOL) under your own.

After some small talk and the confident realization that we will never see each other again, I could with confidence put my hand on his crotch.  A deft unbutton and unzipping procedure and his cock flopped out in my hand. 

I’m not a size queen per se, but a bigger cock is definitely better.  Too big and it’s too much work to keep hard, to small and it’s as much work keeping that little thing inside you or in your hands.  This gentleman was just right.

We talked and I stroked.  Flying is a stressful way to travel with hall the departure times and bag inspections to deal with.  In my fellow traveler I saw someone who needed your alternative phone sex mommy’s unique talents.

Before long, he was relaxed and subdued, all the tension having left his shoulders.  I knew it wouldn’t be long before the tension left his nether region as well, and about the time I thought it, thick pumps of semen were coating my hand and his airline blanket.

It made for a lovely flight.  I cleaned him up discreetly and then we exchanged fake phone numbers.  Or at least, I know mine was fake.  I didn’t bother calling his.  I mean, Toronto?  Seriously?

So if you’re feeling tense and you need the kind of attention that only your Mommy Bianca can give, release that lovely cock into the air and call me.  We’ve got plenty of time before we land, and I promise we will fill your mile high fantasy and have you flying high by the time we’re done with our role-play phone sex.

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