It’s that time of year again.  Graduation week.  No, Auntie Bianca doesn’t mean high school or college graduation.  No, this MILF is talking about REAL education.

Auntie Bianca has long been involved in taking young(ish) men with potential, but lacking somewhat in the seduction department, and teaching them what it takes to be a man; socially, professionally and sexually.  It is grueling, exhausting and incredibly fulfilling work.

I have no need to keep them myself mind you, I prefer to smack them on the ass and let them terrorize and titillate the rest of the women of the world, because god knows there aren’t enough men who know what we like and how to do it.  Being a Man is hard work in this day and age, and the mothers of the world seem to keep churning out pussyboys.  That’s why I’ve chosen to do what I do.

I am the ultimate MILF and the best phone sex teacher on the net.  When you call me, you get a bit of that skill and expertise.  But if I choose you as a new poppet, you are on your way to becoming a MAN.

And the graduation ceremony is generally a weekend long affair.  I invite my friends and colleagues, MILFs all, to my poppets’ introduction to society.  Delicious food and sex is shared by all, as they pass the men around critiquing their technique and just enjoying a weekend of being doted on.  It’s like a cotillion, but with fucking.

For the most part the men aren’t cuckolds, sissy boys, panty boys or anything of the like.  They are MEN.  The men we need them to be.  Strong, capable and confident.  The fact that they weren’t before I took them in isn’t as important as the fact that they had the desire to improve.

God, I love walking around my house during graduation.  All that ass in one place, enjoying unbridled hedonism, writhing and undulating, swimming and soaking, eating and laughing.  Reminds me of my youth.  LOL

And then it’s an empty house and the search begins anew. 

Would you like to know what women REALLY want? 

Call me and ask me anything.  And along the way, don’t be surprised if some bodily fluids appear.

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I want everyone out there to know that I support our troops.  And if you’re in Egypt or wherever and getting shot at, you can call me on the phone, and you’ll definitely get the best cheap phone sex of your life.  And just to honor your service I promise that you’ll get some awesome phone fucking.

I think that’s what being an American is all about.  Being able to have all the no limits phone sex that you want without the KGB coming after you or some shit.  Like just the other day, I found out this guy from my neighborhood just got back from Egypt or wherever and I was like, even though he’s a BOY and nowhere near my favorite age for fucking, I’m going to go over there and lay it on him.

So yeah, even though he wasn’t an older man, all that pent up frustration from only having goats over there to fuck made for some pretty good sexing.  I was happy, and I’m not normally pleased with guys my own age in the sack.

So here’s to being an American, kinky phone sex, and our troops all over the world!  Shyann says grab your dick and dial with pride!

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There is no better feeling than being naked.  Hippies were right baby, clothing is for squares, and if I had my choice, say in the anything goes phone sex world of my dreams, I’d have been a hippie but without the fucked up hair.  I mean, I can’t live without conditioner!

Dude, you were born naked!  So was I!  It’s like something we have in common (except that we both like to FUCK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)  so in my perfect world, we’d all be naked as jaybirds.  I have never seen a jaybird, but apparently their dick hangs out.

But in Shyannland, no one would wear a thing, and we’d have to put suntan oil on each other which would lead to fucking, which would lead to after-fucking fucking, which would lead to naps.  This is my perfect world.  Also, there would be cheap phone sex for everybody, if for some reason you were some social reject who couldn’t get laid in a women’s prison with a pocket full of pardons.

The plane for Shyannland is leaving at Gate 69!  Call me for tickets!  LOLOLOLOL

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I never ceased to be amazed at what anonymity can do for a person.  Especially in regards to the internet and social networking sites.  You can create a persona and be into whatever you want, and connect with others who like the same things.

Sexually speaking, this is revolutionary. 

Personally, I think I’m done using myspace to get laid.  LOL  I’m more of a facebook girl now.  And between my real name and Mommy/Auntie Bianca, I can still get my perv on when I need to.

Back on myspace, all I had to do was throw up a partial picture, list the fact that I need to fuck someone in the ass at least once a week, and “straight” men from all over would deluge me with mail proffering their bums for some forced bi-sexuality.

90% of the time, these men chickened out or topped out at strap-on phone sex or forced bi-sexuality phone sex with Auntie Bianca.

But that remaining 10%?  I would like to say a mass thank you for all the raised hairy ass that I got to grind up against, taking out my workplace frustrations on and clearing my head for another week or so.  If I could personally thank the creators of myspace and facebook for this luxury, they wouldn’t be able to sit down for a week.

Because sometimes, Auntie Bianca wears a pair of pants to hide her strap-on fetish and hits the gay clubs to let the lesbians know that she’s packing….  And other times she wears it to the straight clubs… for the boys who want a little something extra.  LOL

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I’m going to make a law against bad porn.  Holy jeebus dude, do you guys watch this shit?  With the bad lighting and music and shit?  This is NOT what gets a no limits phone sex girl like me off.

I need chicks with big tits and monster dongs plunging in and out of fresh twat.  I don’t want to see some old hag who should have retired like ten years ago!  I heard that there is porn that is exclusively barely legal 18teen & 19teen, like me!  And that they always fuck older guys!  Which is sort of like me, as I’ve been known to touch a cock my own age on occasion.  But I gotta tell you, I keep coming back to my Old Man if only because he’s got the skillz and the big one… MATURITY.

I started looking at amateur porn and I’ve decided that if you favorite bratty tease phone sex girl Shyann isn’t in it, then I’m not going to watch it.  At least get your roommate to more the fucking camera around.  Shyann’s porn is a NO TRIPOD ZONE.  Unless that’s the name of your dick.  LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Ok.  Hot chick, hard cock and please fuck for a long time, Mr. and Mrs. Porn Star and sometimes it takes me a while to get going, hmmmkay?

Want to watch some together?  Get some files loaded up and then get your dick out and dial!

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Good morning everyone! Yes I am a morning person, thank you for asking, hah. But seriously, I usually wake up with a ton of energy and wet too. I have a lot of sexual dreams, which is great. I think about fucking a lot and I do it as often as I can too so yes, it’s most definitely on my mind and I guess that’s why I have these really hot dreams that I wake up from and play with myself…If I told you anymore than that in this cheap phonesex blog you’d be masturbating without me and well, I’d so rather you do it with me!

I love mutual masturbation phonesex! I mean it’s very simple but its also really hot. Sometimes I do mutual masturbation with phonesex callers I have talked for for a long time and we know just what turns each other on so it’s always hot and than other times I am getting myself off for a hot total stranger and that turns me on so much!

There are lot’s of reasons I love playing on the phone but hearing you guys cum for me is one of them, it’s so hot! Let me be your kinky phonesex girl, I can’t wait to hear you cum!

<3 Kinky phonesex girl Krissy

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Oh, I’m sorry, were you saying something?  I’m horribly easy to distract, I’m afraid.  And if we’re out together it’s not because I’m not interested in you or what you have to say, at least we hope not, poppet.

I just have a bad habit of people watching.  I look at the men in the bar and try to imagine their cock size (I’m a bit of a size queen), or whether there might be some frilly panties under their clothes, like my panty boys.  Or perhaps a nice snug diaper for some of Mommy Bianca’s adult baby play…

Women are a different sort.  I think of their potential prowess with a strap-on (I do strap-on phone sex, remember) and whether the men that they’re with might be sissy boys and enjoy some forced bi-sexuality with a toy up their bum.

And then after all that, I have to consider if they’d be any good in bed with me.  LOL  It’s exhausintg, I tell you!

So please don’t be insulted if you find me glancing away while we’re out at dinner.  The hottest thing to ever happen to you might be after you ask the question, “Penny for your thoughts…”

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There is no better feeling than being naked.  Hippies were right baby, clothing is for squares, and if I had my choice, say in the anything goes phone sex world of my dreams, I’d have been a hippie but without the fucked up hair.  I mean, I can’t live without conditioner!

Dude, you were born naked!  So was I!  It’s like something we have in common (exceptt that we both like to FUCK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)  so in my perfect world, we’d all be naked as jaybirds.  I have never seen a jaybird, but apparently their dick hangs out.

But in Shyannland, no one would wear a thing, and we’d have to put suntan oil on each other which would lead to fucking, which would lead to after-fucking fucking, which would lead to naps.  This is my perfect world.  Also, there would be cheap phone sex for everybody, if for some reason you were some social reject who couldn’t get laid in a women’s prison with a pocket full of pardons.

The plane for Shyannland is leaving at Gate 69!  Call me for tickets!  LOLOLOLOL

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I am giggling like a schoolgirl, I can’t believe it.  I just got a booty call.  A genuine booty call.  I haven’t had one of those in YEARS. 

The hell you say?  It’s true.  I keep plenty of lovers, poppet.  It’s all a part of being the ultimate phone sex mommy and phone sex teacher.  I have my poppets that come over for training and education, and I have more mature lovers (actual peers and friends of mine) and of course I have YOU, my MILF phone sex enthusiasts who call me regularly.

But this was a former poppet who I haven’t seen in a long, long time.  He was a prize student, and truthfully I was a little sweet on him and sad to see him go.  But now he’s back in town for a couple of weeks and on the phone just sounded so in control of himself and his world.  I just melted.  I can’t wait to hear the stories of the women he’s conquered.

That call got me so wet, it was like I called HIM for fetish phone sex, LOL!!!   I wanted to touch myself, maybe talk him into doing the same thing, a little mutual masturbation, but he was having none of it.  He wanted me over there immediately.  That was so fucking hot.

I can’t believe how excited I am.  I’m going to throw enough clothes in a bag for a couple of days, as soon as I can find out what to wear for TONIGHT.  Got any ideas? 

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I am the handjob QUEEN, dude!  Hellz yeah!  That dude in the library didn’t know what hit him.  It wasn’t just my talented hands, dude.  It was my young phone sex girl voice!

See, I do fetish phone sex, so my verbal skills are tight as a teen’s twat.  So all I had to do was grab his crotch and grind and squeeze, and whisper in his ear the same stuff that you guys like for your cheap phone sex calls!

OMG I’m glad the dude had a men’s room near him!  LOLOLOLOL  He probably hadn’t jizzed himself since his first wet dream, but with my tongue in his ear, saying those naughty, naughty things, he just couldn’t hold it anymore!  I’m used to leaving a wet spot, but I’m usually sleeping in it!!  LOLOLOLOLOL

Those poor blue jeans will never be the same.  \m/

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Time after time I hear women—some of them MILFs like me–say the one thing they miss about being young is all the sex.  I want to say honey, sex is all around you, wake up.  LOL  The one thing I miss about it was the travel.. Going anywhere whenever I wanted to, doing whatever I wanted.

After college I did the Europe thing.  A Eurail pass and this goth phone sex girl was ready to go.  ONE BAG ONLY.  Everything I bought I shipped home to open like presents when I got back. 

Greece was the best.  Sleeping on the beach overnight, waking up and seeing the ocean right there, and just walk up to the shore and bathe yourself awake.  Did I mention it was a nude beach?  Plenty of those in Europe.  They’re not as fucked up about sex as we are, it’s awesome.

And seeing a gorgeous Greek boy with those amazing curls and a cock brushing his thigh doing the same thing, well, that’s breakfast.  I was no size queen, but poppets, that thing had a knee.  We broke a couple of taboos that morning, and if you’re one of my taboo phone sex callers, I’ll be happy to give you the play by play.  But I was lucky the trains were as frequent as they were.

I think it’s time to get the atlas out and glance at the frequent flyer miles.  Unless of course, some enterprising man needs an independent, gorgeous and sexually savvy Goth Phone Sex Mommy as a travel companion.  Would all such men please give me a call?  LOL

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You want to know how I spent Father’s Day!  LOL  Not dressed, that’s for sure.  OK, we totally had to go out to eat with the family at a steakhouse, my dad’s favorite place, actually.  And I’m like, we should take him to Hooters or a strip club or a whorehouse if we really loved him, but NO he gets cooked cow served by fat waitresses and then missionary sex for fifteen minutes.

The fathers of the world deserve more, dammit!  My commitment to this cause is the sole reason I snuck out of the house in pigtails and a schoolgirl skirt.  Armed with an all day sucker, I made my way to my Old Man’s house who, his kids having moved out long ago, is still a father.  And rather than cologne or a new tie, I gave him what every Father wants.  Tight teen twat.

Oh hell yeah, I do the age play phone sex thing, and he’s really started to warm up to it.  But my no limits attitude is making him enjoy the Daddy aspect of our role play too!  He totally made me his darling little girl that night, and I did everything he said to do, just like an obedient little girl should!  I bounced on his knee, then both knees, then his cock, in that order.  I made sure to lay completely still during the throatfucking, and gobbled up all of his yummy jizz.

I am more than just a young phone sex girl!  I am Daddy’s Little Girl!  And if you need to know what I’m talking about, just get me something to lick and I’ll meet you at the playground!  LOLOLOL

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