Little Dick Losers

Calling all you little dick losers… Come out come out where ever you are hahahaha. I am in a mood tonight for sure. Call me and tell me about that pathetic little thing you like to call a DICK. My girlfriends and i were at a party last night and what comes up? Yo mama jokes LOL I know you have watched that show on TV “Yo MOMMA” Hilarius right? hell yeah that show has me so weak sometimes. Oh yeah but back to the party I was talking about. My friend was hatin on her ex when he showed up with his new chick of the week and we went off. No not yo momma jokes but Little Dick Loser jokes I laughed so hard I cried. I am thinking I should share a few just to get some of you small dick fuckers all worked up…..

Your dick’s so small, your condoms look like the thumb of a latex glove.
I bet you can make your dick disappear by breathing in and out.
You got less meat in your pants than there is in a vegetarian restaurant.
Your dick’s so small, your girlfriend took it to court and they threw it out for lack of evidence.
and my personal fave and right out of my mouth…..
The only time you can give a woman orgasm is when you pull out your American Express. HAHA!!!

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Ash

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OK — Everyone knows that I love love love 2 girl phone sex so it should come as NO SURPRISE that I am craving some!! I was chatting it up with a couple of the girls last night, some new, some not and I just thought -WOW — it has been soooo long since I had some girl on girl action or some really dirty and sweaty phone sex. And the weekend is here so I am feeling extra frisky for some naughty phone sex with a sexy man and of course throw in a hot babe for a kinky threesome and I am THERE!! So here is my wishlist for the weekend! Make it come true!!

– Kassidy (she looks so confident and yummy)
– Kylie (that hair, plus she looks hot)
– Taylor (the original — because you can’t improve on perfection)
– Tara (because we all need a bit of nasty!!)
– Jayden (so yummy and those tits are so perky!)
– Sydney (so sweet)

So get to work on making my 2 girl phone sex wishes come true boys!! I know you will love it as much as me šŸ˜‰

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Phone Sex Role-Play

I need me a cowboy.Ā  Someone rough and tumble to grab me by the pony tail and give me a ride Iā€™ll never forget.Ā  AND to teach me how to ride a horse.Ā  Because all that exercise for my legs will be great in bed!Ā  I mean barely legal phone sex is good vocal exercise, but I need something for my thighs!Ā  I mean, they call the position ā€œcowgirlā€ for a reason, right?Ā  And I want to be able to bounce on some cock for a good long time.

Also, I could use some rope tricks for my fetish phone sex boys who like to be tied up!Ā  I could ride by them on my stallion and rope their naked asses and totally bring them in line.Ā  Then when we got to the stud farm, theyā€™d really get some exercise!Ā  \m/

So cowboy up boys!Ā  This is one role play phone sex chick who doesnā€™t know the meaning of sidesaddle!Ā  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

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Interracial Creampie Phone Sex

Talking with a chick the other day she kept talking about having her hands full.Ā  Darlinā€™ that ainā€™t having your hands full.

Two big black cocks in one hand each, desperate to get somewhere warm and wet?Ā  Thatā€™s having your hands full.Ā  I canā€™t even take an interracial phone sex call when it gets this bad, and you know I hate that!

No, those cocks needs attention, and Iā€™m the girl to do it.Ā  So whether itā€™s a two cock blowjob with two big black cocks, or getting throat fucked by one and a creampie from the other, or just walking to the bedroom leading them by the cock, letā€™s use language properly, ok?Ā  It reminds me of the old joke about the definition of ā€œindefinitely.ā€

When the balls are slapping the ass, you are in, DEFINITELY!Ā  So youā€™ll excuse me if I take a moment to breathe while two fine examples of big black dick decide if they can go one more round each.Ā  Because if they both wake up at the same time, Iā€™m going to have my hands full!Ā  AGAIN!!Ā  LOL

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Young Voice Phone Sex Coed

Dudes I am not digging on Idol this year AT ALL.Ā  I have watched every year and itā€™s just not the same anymore.Ā  I could totally get on there though and do some hot ass coed phone sex into the mic with the band playing, and the judges would be so busy jizzing that Iā€™d never get eliminated!

Yep!Ā  And Steven Tyler would probably just mop up the jizz with a rag from one of his ex-roadies and then come over and do me on national television in the butt, like twice.Ā  As much pussy as he gets, I bet that some no limits phone sex might put some mystery back into the horizontal mombo for him.Ā  And donā€™t take my word for it as a young voice phone sex chick; those big ass lips of his could probably eat some serious pussy.

Would you vote for me?Ā  Would you have any special requests?Ā  If I got to do a big ass cheap phone sex tour across the country in stadiums and shit, would you dudes buy a ticket?Ā  That would be so hot with me at the microphone and a stadium full of dude beating off.Ā  What do you think?Ā  Any requests?Ā  LOLOLOLOL

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Taboo Phone Sex Mommy

Is it weird that I jack off while watching Spartacus on tv?Ā  Thatā€™s a hot fucking show, hotter than Mad Men.

I was not always the alternative phone sex mommy, distributing MILF phone sex to the masses.Ā  No, once I was a horny college student, and yes, I went to a toga party.

Lame.Ā  Lots of drinking, also lots of drinking, and did I mention there was a keg?Ā  You see, if youā€™re enjoying some phone sex role-playing with me, if things arenā€™t working well for you down below, we can wait it out and see what happens.Ā  If Iā€™m wrapped in nothing but a sheet, and so are you, and youā€™ve got whiskey dick and canā€™t fuck me, well, thatā€™s a problem.

I have the patience of a saint during taboo phone sex, poppet.Ā  When itā€™s time for the real thing, thereā€™s foreplay and then thereā€™s everything else.

So yes, my first toga party I attended was a disappointment.

The toga party I HOSTED was much, much better.Ā  Ask me about it sometime between rounds of mature phone sex.Ā  Itā€™ll probably get you going againā€¦.

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Ass Worship Phone Sex

Every black phone sex Goddess needs her a throne to sit on. At least, that’s what I say, anyway. And my favorite kinda throne to sit my perfect round black ass down on is a li’l submissive white boy’s face!

Don’t even try to lie and say you don’t like facesitting. I know that’s why you’re here. You’ve been looking at my perfect ass and wondering just what it’d be like if you were lucky enough to find yourself underneath it.

All I can tell you is this. I hope you can hold your breath for a long time, and I hope you’re real, real good at some ass worship.

The reason I say that I hope you can hold your breath for awhile is that I get real comfortable when I’m sitting on a man’s face. I don’t like to have to move once I get comfortable. And, you know, sometimes, when it’s a BBW phone sex girl like me sitting on your face, you might get a little smothered. Don’t worry too much, though, baby. I’ll let you breathe…eventually, haha!

And as for the being good at worshipping ass, well, I love me some ass worship phone sex. What more do you want?

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Foot Sucking Fetish

today i had my 1st call with Brian.
he has a foot sucking fetish.

im not one of those chiks that has a petite little dainty foot either. my pretty size 9’s are substantial, soft and fleshy, rough and calloused on the heel (not all the time, I do love love giving myself a pedicure every now and again). Brian says he can’t wait for summer time. he loves watching the girls who wear flip flops. and like dont all foot fetish dudes love the scantily clad, practically nude foot in a flimsy flip flop?!? yeesh.

but he gave me a reason like to why foot sucking fetish lovers LOVE the flip flop. okay are you ready? he said, for starters, you can always here a girl walking, getting closer because of the flip flop sound, some girls (the young taboo phone sex girls) shuffle their feet in them, they dont actually “walk”, whatever… this is what he says. but this is the important part, this is why he loves foot sucking phone sex with girls who wear flip flops. because, its like the flip flop is spanking the bottom of the foot and he just wants to soothe and make love to a spanked foot. isnt that the sweetest? i kinda wanted to take off my flip flop and smack him, cuz it does sound pretty gay, LOL. but, then i thought, that really is sweet. i know that when i have been involved in a spanking phone sex session, my ass was ready for some soft caresses and sweetness. so, i told him, okay, i get that, i can even appreciate the sentiment, but dude, our feet dont ache from the spanking phone sex that our flip flops are giving to our soft fleshy calloused feet…. meh, never mind.

but i gotta tell you, i love it when he sucks my heel and his mouth makes my calloused skin go soft.

tell me the intricate details and super secret nuances (i know big word right? its cool if ya didnt know, i am smart like that!) of your phone sex foot fetish. *smirk*

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mommy/sissy phone sex

hey sissy’s
So you like to smell and wear mommy’s panties all while doing some phone sex.
Well you know that I need to punish you, so come over closer to mommy and lay down. I will fuck your little hole with my strap on making your little cock so fucking hard you can hardly stand it.
To soothe my little sissy boy I will have you suck on my creamy milk filled titts, and suck on your little cock before I have you fuck mommy with it in her wet pussy.
So go ahead get your panties on , pick up your phone let call mommy for some mommy phone sex.
Call gretchen
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Mature Phone Sex Mistress

Tell me, darling. Have you ever wanted to be completely captivated and taken captive by a woman? Have you ever wanted a perfect phone sex Mistress to take control of you and show you pleasure beyond imagination? The exact kind of pleasure that can be found in submission and servitude?

In order to get this, youā€™ll need someone experienced. Teens and coeds are fun, of course, but they donā€™t have the experience necessary to completely enslave a man like you. What you need, darling, is a mature phone sex lady like Ms. Vivika.

Youā€™ll find that I love to take control. I also have quite a few interests as far as sensual domination goes. Specifically, Iā€™m interested in sissy boys, cuckolding, strap-on play, forced bi, guided masturbation, and many others.

I enjoy fetish phone sex as well. Foot fetish, ABDL fantasies, leg fetish, stocking fetish, smoking fetish, and giantess fantasies are just some of the many that I like, darling.

As you can see, Iā€™m a very experienced and well-rounded Mistress. I want to make a little submissive boy my slave, and I want him completely enthralled by me. Believe me, darling, I have the power to do just that.

If you want to see exactly what Iā€™m talking about, then you should give me a call. Just pick up your phone and dial 1-888-662-6482. Be sure to ask the nice lady who answers for a cheap phone sex session with Ms. Vivika. Iā€™ll talk to you soon.

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Cock and Ball Torture

No this isn’t slap and tickle!! I love when a phone sex session spills over into real life. I like to think about how you can feel it later when your girlfriend asks you why you are sitting funny and how it makes you so hot!!

I was out for a coffee this morning with a friend before school and I was sitting at the counter watching people on the street while he was telling me about the hot band he went to see last night and blah blah whatever — same old gay boy long story when I overheard the dude next to me tell his friend that he was getting a sports massage with Tiger Balm and some got on his balls when they did his thighs.

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He said at first it was painful but now he thinks it was kinda hot and trust me — IT WAS HOT — hot to listen to him replay it and hot to think about listening to you spreading it all over your precious ball sack! The kinky replay of his self induced cock and ball torture.

So you think you are game enough to try?? Maybe you will be starring in someone’s eavesdrop fantasy tomorrow!!

Avery
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Taboo Phone Sex Mommy

You canā€™t explain confidence.Ā  You either have it or you donā€™t.Ā  You can find it if you donā€™t have it, given enough time.Ā  Thatā€™s the good news.

My poppets ask me to give an example of confidence.Ā  I tell them this story.

It was very early in my taboo phone sex career.Ā  I was barely even a MILF at the time.Ā  I had seen this gorgeous bald man at my local swingers club and watched him work.Ā  I was easing myself out of the scene but still came in to see friends and get an occasional lay.

He sure didnā€™t need my services as a phone sex teacher.Ā  Or real life teacher, either.Ā  I watched him work his way through about four women, knowing exactly what to do to them, and then doing it well.Ā  Heā€™d find his next conquest about halfway through the current one, partly putting on a show for them.Ā  And his eyes kept coming back to me.

My phone kept beeping.Ā  I had forgotten Iā€™d left it on.Ā  Trying to be the best goth phone sex girl I could, I took the call and let the listener hear what was going on in the room.Ā  I moaned a little, he got what he needed, and I made a few bucks.Ā  But the bald man still kept eyeing me.Ā  I turned the phone off for the night.

I headed to the bar.Ā  Got my usual and before I got the glass to my mouth felt a hand on my neck pushing me down against the bar, and my skirt going up.Ā  Someoneā€™s cocktop was breaching my defenses as my cheek hit the cool bar surface.Ā  Usually the bar is a no-sex zone but itā€™s not strictly enforced.

Suddenly, I was getting pounded from behind and with enough force that we were slightly shaking the barā€¦ enough that people picked their drinks up, smiling (or so I was told later).Ā  I know I was smiling.Ā  I couldnā€™t move, but who wanted to? Ā This delicious cock was hitting me in all the right places, and repeatedly.Ā  Had my phone rung at that moment, the lucky fetish phone sex caller wouldā€™ve gotten an earful.

One hand on my back and one on my neck and a nice thick dick was pushing me through the pearly gates, at what felt like nine inches at a time.Ā  It wasnā€™t long before I gushed on the cock in question and just shook.Ā  I felt a hot load shoot all over my ass, and it felt like a lot of come.

Grabbed by the hair for an awkward kiss from behind, itā€™s my bald sex symbol, of course.

Swing clubs are famous for fuck first, small talk later, and thatā€™s what followed.Ā  I got a name and a handshake from my Mystery Cock and phone numbers were put in palm pilots.Ā  We also dried our moist parts during this, and I passed him a cocktail napkin for the express purpose.Ā  LOL

He ordered the same drink as me (*swoon*Ā  LOL) and we chatted.Ā  He was mildly distracted, always looking for the next adventure, though.Ā  I wasnā€™t offended.Ā  It was a symptom of leading a full and active life, and it was undeniably attractive.

Confidence.Ā  Some men have it, and others donā€™t.Ā  Call me for MILF phone sex, and Iā€™ll help you with yours.

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