Sooooooooooooooooooo Funny!!!

Prepare yourselves this one is funny! I can't believe that I am even sharing this with you guys. We all know how much you boyz love a girl that loves CUM! You like to squirt it all over us, our face our mouth, our body. As most of you know I work nights! All night, so when the bf is waking up to get ready for work I am sooo out of it and ready for bed, unless he catches me before I fall asleep. If he gets me before I hit the pillow its all good. But if not its like leave me the fuck alone. So this morning he is trying to wake me up because of course he is horney (what guy isn't first thing in the morning). I am so tired and like noooooooo you are gonna have to wait! There will be no pussy right now. So next thing you know he is straddling my face with his dick in hand. Here I am trapped under my covers on my back with a dick in my face half asleep. Thats not even the funny part. Then he is telling me you don't have to do anything just open your mouth when I tell you. All I could think was this is dangerous, there is no way he is gonna get it in my mouth. If I thought he could it wouldn't have been a big deal. Hes a squirter and sometimes out of nowhere the load literally launches. So I am lying there thinking even if it does go in my mouth how the fuck am I gonna swallow it lying on my back. It was most definately going to make me gag. So with that in mind no big deal just fucking hurry up already. I can tell when its about to happen so I open my mouth to catch it and it LAUNCHED up my nose. Not to mention right as I breathe in. I fucking sucked a wad of cum up my nose which went right down the back of my throat which made me gag anyways. I then start laughing and not realizing he wasn't done, it shot in my mouth continuing to make me gag and look as unsexy (if thats a word) as possible. So now I am laughing so hard that I have tears, cum up my nose and a mouthful that just doesn't want to go down. I finally got it down pulled my shirt off and blew all the cum out of my nose onto it. I know you guys are probably thinking ewwwwwww why in the world did she share that with us. I am hoping that I can put a smile on your face get you to pick up the phone and give me a call. I promise if I am sitting up cum doesn't make me gag! Until next time boys keep up all the fantastic calls. I am having tons of fun being your lil sis *winks*, your nasty bitch and your mistress. http://www.cheapphonesexxx.com go read my post there to find out what I will be doing this holiday season.
Peace Out
Jayden

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