Our Phone Sex theme song….


Oh, my, god.Carmen, look at her butt . It is so big. She looks like, one of those rap guys’ girlfriends. But, y’know, who understands those rap guys? They only talk to her, because,she looks like a total prostitute, Amber’? I mean, her butt, is just so big. I can’t believe it’s just so round, it’s like,out there, I mean – gross. Look!She’s just so …

I like big butts and I can not lie You other brothers can’t deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough’ Cause you notice that butt was stuffed Deep in the jeans she’s wearing I’m hooked and I can’t stop staring

Oh baby, I wanna get wit’cha And take your picture My homeboys tried to warn me But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny

Ooh, Rump-o’-smooth-skin You say you wanna get in my Benz? Well, use me, use me’ Cause you ain’t that average groupy I’ve seen them dancin’ The hell with romancin’ She’s sweat, wet, Got it goin’ like a turbo ‘Vette

I’m tired of magazines Sayin’ flat butts are the thing Take the average black man and ask him that She gotta pack much back So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!) Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!) Tell ’em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!) Shake that healthy butt! Baby got back! (LA face with Oakland booty) Baby got back!

I like ’em round, and big And when I’m throwin’ a gig I just can’t help myself, I’m actin’ like an animal Now here’s my scandal I wanna get you home And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh

I ain’t talkin’ bout Playboy’ Cause silicone parts are made for toys I want ’em real thick and juicy So find that juicy double Mix-a-Lot’s in trouble Beggin’ for a piece of that bubble So I’m lookin’ at rock videos Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin’ like hoes You can have them bimbos I’ll keep my women like Flo Jo

A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya I won’t cuss or hit ya But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *fuck*Til the break of dawn Baby got it goin’ onA lot of simps won’t like this song’ Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it And I’d rather stay and play’ Cause I’m long, and I’m strong And I’m down to get the friction on

So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah} If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}Then turn around! Stick it out! Even white boys got to shout Baby got back! Baby got back! Yeah, baby … when it comes to females, Cosmo ain’t got nothin’ to do with my selection.

36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she’s 5’3. So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin’ workout tapes by Fonda But Fonda ain’t got a motor in the back of her Honda My anaconda don’t want none Unless you’ve got buns, hun

You can do side bends or sit-ups, But please don’t lose that butt Some brothers wanna play that “hard” role And tell you that the butt ain’t gold So they toss it and leave it And I pull up quick to retrieve it So Cosmo says you’re fat Well I ain’t down with that! ‘Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin’And I’m thinkin’ bout stickin’ To the beanpole dames in the magazines: You ain’t it, Miss Thing! Give me a sista, I can’t resist her Red beans and rice didn’t miss her Some knucklehead tried to dis ‘Cause his girls are on my list He had game but he chose to hit ’em And I pull up quick to get wit ’em So ladies, if the butt is round, And you want a triple X throw down, Dial 1-888-Moan-4u2 And kick them nasty thoughts Baby got back!

Call Amber and I if you like big butts and can not lie!!!!

Carmen

Phone Sex Advice

“Be still when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say what you’ve got to say, and say it hot.” – D.H. Lawrence

Peepin Panty Slut


When I was getting dressed last night I noticed something moving outside my bedroom window. I went to another room in my house to look out and I saw the man that lives next door to me outside my bedroom window lookin inside. I was appalled! How dare that dirty old pervert spy on me! I decided to punish him for peepin on me. I called my good friend Cameron and told her about it and asked her to come over and help me get even with the perv.

We went to his house with a bag full of toys including an 8 inch strapon dildo, a 10 inch strapon, a paddle, and a special little outfit. As soon as we got to S’s house he let us in and I told him that I knew he was a dirty pervert and that we were going to punish him. We made him put on the special little outfit which was a frilly little pair of panties and a matching bra! HAHAHA! Cameron and I took turns spanking his ass before we went to town on his ass with our strapons. We made S cry and gag and if you want to hear all the dirty little details, just gimme a call! I’ll be happy to either tell you all about it or do the same thing to you hehe.

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Phone Sex and Celebrity


Props to the girls for showing their celebs they would like to do….. I prefer my “regular guys” who come in and Knock the fuck out of me….. SO, Shout out to the SMOKIN HOT REGULAR GUYS!! Like J — the hot sweet southern gent, Like T – the best wake up call a girl could hope for, like R — monster fuck, vegas-style and my smokin hot marine — god bless him — and thank you to the marine corps for keeping him in…ummm…… fine fighting shape!!

gotta bite..


ok.. since we’re on the subject of celebrity fantasies, I have to share! There’s a VERY good reason I haven’t gone to see Brokeback Mountain.. and it’s NOT because of the controversy! I think boy on boy action is hot. The REASON is that I’m BLAZING hot for Heath and Jake. To see them together.. well.. let’s just say I’m going to have to wait till it comes out on DVD. I definitely would have made a scene in the theatre! Mmmmmmm!

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Everyone is posting their celeb crush so I gotta do mine too!! Nick Lachay….so hottttt, I used to wanna have a 3sum with him and Jess but boo, they got dirovced. Anywayz, hes yummy. HOT body, I wanna fuck him! Mmmmm…

Time for shout outs and Ive had so many really awesome calls that I would never finish if I wrote about them all lolz! V was fun and I got to watch his stroke his cock on cam for me, luv that! Daddy flipped up my skirt and fucked me fast n hard before Mommy got home! XXXOOO to all you guyz. I don’t really feal like goin out tonite so Im gonna stay in and play video games and stuff so that means I’ll be here to play and lets get really nasty tonite, ok? Remember, I only *sound* innocent…heheheh….I can be all kinds of dirty and seriously that makes me really cum hard.

I like this fantasy!

OK.. since we’ve brought up the subject of celebrities,, I would sell my soul to have one night of unbridled passion with Joaquin Phoenix!

Don’t we look HOT together?! Even his NAME is sexy! RAWR! Joaquin, if you’re out there, alllllllll you have to do is Call Me! DAMN I could rock his world!
OK.. so anyway! I missed you guys SO much yesterday! Came home from the diner with a migraine, so curled up in bed and slept the whole day away! But now I’m back and strong, and ESPECIALLY horny thinking about Joaquin.. mm.. Ladder 49.. I bet he could put out MY fire with his hose!
OK.. who wants to do a celebrity phone fantasy with me? 😉
Jewel

Teen Tiffany Bounces onto the Phone Sex Scene


Ok, I am BRAND NEW!! And one of my VERY FIRST CALLS was with Jayden. It was AMAZING!!!! I was really nervous (that girl has a reputation) but WOW, it was incredible. I have never done a 3some before…… it was as exciting as cheering at a HOMECOMING GAME!!

MANEATER


Hello everyone. This is my first blog for cheapphonesex. I am Deja. I am a seductive, controlling, spoiled woman. I will make you pleasure me in countless ways. You know that you will give up full control and love it. If you think you can keep up with me and the way I like it, give me a call!

Phone Sex Fantasy

Since Jolie posted about her favorite piece of celeb ass I figured I would share mine too. I hesitate to call it a crush but Id fuck him all night long and then some….

Phone Sex Goddess Style!!


It is OBVIOUS that I love to be worshipped. It is also OBVIOUS that I love lingerie. Combine the two and HEAVEN!!

Shouts out to one of my faves, S, you always worship me in STYLE!!!! And to M, thanks for the Gift Cert — your table turning move was even fun!!

Also, shout to new CBT man — you know who you are!!! I am totally enjoying USING you!!

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